Winter SMS

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.

8 years ago

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कल रात को गलती से,
पंखे का बटन क्या दब गया,
सब लोग,
मुझे ऐसे देखने लगे,
जैसे......

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बाहुवली को
मैने ही मारा है....!!!!

:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

8 years ago

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Tags : Bahubali - Kattappa Jokes , Winter SMS

When winter comes” snow starts to fall” Or so we hope” when it gets cool. But” alas” it does not come” With all the hopes of so much fun. Better luck next year

8 years ago

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Nyi Si Subah, Nya Sa Sawera, Badalo Ke Saaye Me Hawaao Ka Basera, Khuli Dharti Me Oss Ka Pehra, Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye Thanda Thanda Savera.

8 years ago

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See the pretty snowflakes Falling from the sky On the wall & housetops Soft and thick they lie..

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S ! * ! Sw * ! . * Swe * ! . * Swee * ! . * Sweet * ! . * Sweete * ! . * Sweeter Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain.

8 years ago

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दिल्ली में इतना कोहरा है कि चोर ने महिला समझ के कुत्ते की चेन खींच ली।
कुत्ता स्वस्थ है, चोर अस्पताल में भर्ती है।
:joy::smiley::flushed::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

8 years ago

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Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Winter SMS

2 Baar Lips Pe. 2 Baar Gaal Pe. 1 Martaba Mathay Pe. 2 Baar Eyes Pe. Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana. Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. :-) Happy Winter Season.

8 years ago

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नहाने के लिए बाथरुम की तरफ बढ़ा ही था
कि

न्युज पर सर्दी से तीन लोगो की मौत
कि खबर सुनकर वापस' कपडे पहन लिए...

8 years ago

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Thand ka zamana hai, SMS karke aapko satana hai, Mousam bhi diwana hai, 2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do, kya balance bacha k "Naya swetar" lana h. Happy Winter.

8 years ago

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‘Mosam Ne Li Angrai Or Hm Ne orhi Razai, Icecream Se Hui Larai Mungphali Ghr Me I, Cold Drink Se Mu Mor Lia Cofy Se Nata

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Lovely As A Snowflake Drifting From The Blue God’s Greatest Blessing Came To Me In The Form Of You !! Happy Winter Season!

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Winter joke 3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the. 1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb Hum subah nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai. 2nd: Bus itni..!Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat karty hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag pr pighla k sunte hain. 3rd: Bs itni si,Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye, un k jane k bd Humen sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai Poooooooon.

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Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinarey Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha. ? ? ? ? Stupid! Hero Matt Bano Sweater Pahan Le. Thand Ho Rahi Hai. Happy Winter.

8 years ago

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hilghozy Ki Khushbu, Moongphali Ki Bahar, Sardi Ka Mausam, Aany Ko Beqarar, Thori Si Masti, Thora Sa Pyaar, Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar, Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar.

8 years ago

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:point_right: ઠંઙીમા ન્હાવા માટે જિગર જોઇએ ..
તો Kavi A કીધું.. ભુરા... તારી કંઇક ભુલ થાય છે હો જિગર નહી ગીઝર જોઈએ...
:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing:

8 years ago

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Tags : Kavi Jokes , Geyser Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Winter SMS

" नहाना " मेरे समझ से परे है।

जिस शब्द के आगे "न" और पीछे "ना" है तो....

घरवाले बिच में "हा" करवाने पर क्यों तुले हुए है

Happy Winter...

8 years ago

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किट-किट की आवाज़ आ रही थी ....
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पत्नी (जागकर) :- "देखो जी,
चूहे कपड़े कुतर रहे हैं.?":angry::angry::angry::angry:
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पति (कांपते हुए) :- "सारी रजाई तो तूने खीच ली.......:weary::weary::weary::weary::weary::weary:
मेरे ही दाँत किटकिटा रहे हैं..!":smiling_imp::smiling_imp:
:smiley:
:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :joy: :heart_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :joy:

8 years ago

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Safety Tip for Winters !! . . Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water. .. . . . . . & throw water on d mirror & say- " Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! "

8 years ago

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”’O JEE gal suno, sardi da ik faida ay?? Nai pata?? Lay suno… ,,, (‘-’)/ / _/ /_ garmi Nai Lagdi.. ¿Happy ¿winter ¿Season.’

8 years ago

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