Do u know
sab kahete hai har mard ke peeche ek aurat ka haat hota hai,
par wo yeh nahi jante ki har ladki jo agge ja ke ek aurat aur maa banagi uske peeche ek mard ka haat hota hai.
Happy winter
दिल्ली में इतना कोहरा है कि चोर ने महिला समझ के कुत्ते की चेन खींच ली। कुत्ता स्वस्थ है, चोर अस्पताल में भर्ती है। :joy::smiley::flushed::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
आखिर अब वो समय नजदीक आ रहा है:cold_sweat: जब हम सुबह उठ कर ज़िन्दगी का सबसे मुश्किल फैसला करते हैं:see_no_evil::see_no_evil: . . . . . . . . Ki आज नहाना चाहिए या नहीं। :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::yum::grin::joy::joy::joy:
Thand ka zamana hai,
SMS karke aapko satana hai,
Mousam bhi diwana hai,
2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do,
kya balance bacha k
"Naya swetar" lana h.
Happy Winter.
Winter joke
3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the.
1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb Hum subah nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.
2nd: Bus itni..!Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat karty hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag pr pighla k sunte hain.
3rd: Bs itni si,Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye, un k jane k bd Humen sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai Poooooooon.
:point_right: ઠંઙીમા ન્હાવા માટે જિગર જોઇએ .. તો Kavi A કીધું.. ભુરા... તારી કંઇક ભુલ થાય છે હો જિગર નહી ગીઝર જોઈએ... :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing:
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha.
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Stupid!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le.
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter.
When winter comes” snow starts to fall”
Or so we hope” when it gets cool.
But” alas” it does not come”
With all the hopes of so much fun.
Better luck next year
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi"
Happy ??winters.