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  • कल रात को गलती से,
    पंखे का बटन क्या दब गया,
    सब लोग,
    मुझे ऐसे देखने लगे,
    जैसे......

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    बाहुवली को
    मैने ही मारा है....!!!!

    :sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bahubali - Kattappa Jokes , Winter SMS
  • Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinarey Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha. ? ? ? ? Stupid! Hero Matt Bano Sweater Pahan Le. Thand Ho Rahi Hai. Happy Winter.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • " नहाना " मेरे समझ से परे है।

    जिस शब्द के आगे "न" और पीछे "ना" है तो....

    घरवाले बिच में "हा" करवाने पर क्यों तुले हुए है

    Happy Winter...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Do u know sab kahete hai har mard ke peeche ek aurat ka haat hota hai, par wo yeh nahi jante ki har ladki jo agge ja ke ek aurat aur maa banagi uske peeche ek mard ka haat hota hai. Happy winter
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Lovely As A Snowflake Drifting From The Blue God’s Greatest Blessing Came To Me In The Form Of You !! Happy Winter Season!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha! Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai? Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi" Happy ??winters.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • नहाने के लिए बाथरुम की तरफ बढ़ा ही था
    कि




    न्युज पर सर्दी से तीन लोगो की मौत
    कि खबर सुनकर वापस' कपडे पहन लिए...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Arz kiya hai saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi kasmakash mein ki.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye saali razayi mein hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai..!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • :point_right: ઠંઙીમા ન્હાવા માટે જિગર જોઇએ ..
    તો Kavi A કીધું.. ભુરા... તારી કંઇક ભુલ થાય છે હો જિગર નહી ગીઝર જોઈએ...
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:????:grimacing:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Geyser Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Winter SMS
  • ‘Mosam Ne Li Angrai Or Hm Ne orhi Razai, Icecream Se Hui Larai Mungphali Ghr Me I, Cold Drink Se Mu Mor Lia Cofy Se Nata
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • When winter comes” snow starts to fall” Or so we hope” when it gets cool. But” alas” it does not come” With all the hopes of so much fun. Better luck next year
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Winter, winter, everywhere, Shows its face, its eyes, its hair. Winter, winter, freezing cold, enjoyed by many; young and old!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • 2 baar lips pe, . 2 baar gaal pe, . 2 baar mathe pe, . 2 baar eyes pe . Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai hai na. HAPPY WINTER.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • आखिर अब वो समय नजदीक आ रहा है:cold_sweat:
    जब हम सुबह उठ कर
    ज़िन्दगी का सबसे मुश्किल फैसला करते हैं:see_no_evil::see_no_evil:
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    Ki आज नहाना चाहिए या नहीं।
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::yum::grin::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS , Jokes SMS
  • 2 Baar Lips Pe. 2 Baar Gaal Pe. 1 Martaba Mathay Pe. 2 Baar Eyes Pe. Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana. Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. :-) Happy Winter Season.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • S ! * ! Sw * ! . * Swe * ! . * Swee * ! . * Sweet * ! . * Sweete * ! . * Sweeter Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Winter joke 3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the. 1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb Hum subah nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai. 2nd: Bus itni..!Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat karty hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag pr pighla k sunte hain. 3rd: Bs itni si,Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye, un k jane k bd Humen sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai Poooooooon.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Aa ja keh abi zabat ka mosam nhi guzra aa ja keh abi barf paharo pe jami ha khushboo’n ke dareechon se sitaron ki haddon tak es shehr me sab kuch hi bas teri kami ha..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa Aaaacchhii. Sorry... Mausam Hi Aisa Hai.. Aap Apna Khyal Rakhna. Happy Winter.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS