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Ek ladki thi deewani si . . . facebook pe hi milti thi . . . Nazrain jhuka ke . . . Sharma ke . . . facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! . . . Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko . . . Par jaane kis se darti thi . . . Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse . . . Yehi poochha karti thi . . . . . Yeh online kyun hota hai, Yeh online kyun hota hai . . . . . . aur main sirf yehi kahta tha Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum online ho kar uske dil ke karib aa sakte hai

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ थेँ........! ♥ जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............! ♥ मालिक ने सोचा"- कितने नेक तोते है इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी, ♥ उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल दिया, जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी, ♥ तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते से बोला"- ♥ उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी, अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)

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Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

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Duriya Asani Se Mitati H SharaB Majburiyo K Nase Me Nasati H SharaB Aansuyo K Mila De Tu Apne Hr Ek Jam M Fir Dekh Kese Yado Ko Or Krib Lati H SharaB Thak Suke H Jo Is Duniya K Sitmo S Unhe Do Pal K Raht Dilati H SharaB Pankh LgaKr Aasman M Ud Jate H Jo Panchi Do Ghoot M Unhe Baho M La Skti H Sharab Jis Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chhod Deti H Unke Hatho M Aksar Payi Jati H Sharab Kabhi B Apne Gamo Ko Bhulana Ho To Kh Dena Kitne B Bade Gum M Kisiko B Hasati H Sharab

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Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai, Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!! Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha, 1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha: Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna. Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola. 1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya.. Last Page Par Likha Tha.. . . . Mrp-rs 15/- Only!

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Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun RahiHo?" Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol

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BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM, Ladki s pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous, Chup rhe to fattu, Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara, Ghar m rhe to nkara, Bache ko dante to bujdil, Na dante to laparwah, Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj, Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare. Na aana is des mere munna Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls, Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H

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Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)

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Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?

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Amazing Love Story: A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love With Kanjoos Girl.. Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai Gali Me Sikka Fekungi, Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana. Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1 Ghante Baad Aaya. Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;-> Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha. Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh" K Feka Tha, Wapas Khich Liya..:

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Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..

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Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.

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Aashiqui 3.. Song created Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa.. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa.. . . Apna tu phone number bata de, Call lagau main yaa naaaa.. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa naa.. . . . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko… Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de.. koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..

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Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Radio pe Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel rae the Unhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar kehti hai"wo Desh k Liye khel rae hai.. isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke boli:"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1 crore??" Maa:"Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko nai" proud on Indian Army...

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3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.

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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

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