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  • 3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
    • 9 years ago



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  • Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funny romantic a love story Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree.... Their realation from today before2 years ago.... So one day 1 tree said, U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
    • 9 years ago



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  • Subah Subah Usne Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai, Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur, Jab darwaja khola toa vo Bade hi pyar se muskurai , Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai, Aur thora ghabrai, Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni, Nikal pari mere Bhai, Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai , Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai, Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Touching Story. Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono Bohat Pyaar Karte The. Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha. To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai. . Or . . . . . . . . . . . Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega.. Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
    • 9 years ago



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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur h. Ab mai kya batau...?? . . Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U" ka messge kia.... Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli Tum itny moty ho or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua.... Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai.. k k k Aj aap dekh saktay hen k Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer, Aalu-Methi, or Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha. Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ? TO KANTAWALI BOLI-- Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi.. Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha... Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...? Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,, Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!
    • 9 years ago



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  • BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM, Ladki s pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous, Chup rhe to fattu, Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara, Ghar m rhe to nkara, Bache ko dante to bujdil, Na dante to laparwah, Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj, Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare. Na aana is des mere munna Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls, Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 9 years ago



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