1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
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1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi.......:)
Mere har Ghari k Humsfar
...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de
....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka
..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de....
Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari
Teri Justju me guzar di...
Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar....
Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de....
Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar
..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei..
Mere Ansuon ko Samet le
...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ
थेँ........!
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जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और
दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............!
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मालिक ने सोचा"-
कितने नेक तोते है
इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी,
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उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल
दिया,
जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी,
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तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते
से बोला"-
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उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी,
अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!
Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
Pappu aur uske dost Ne do
Ghode khareede.
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.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
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Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon! Ye
Nishani Hogi.
.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
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Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
.
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki
Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
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Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.
Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh leta h.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main
apke
papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,...
...Bacha kafi try karta h,
pr wo
height me
kam
reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr
"Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"
jo kam galat he, vo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.
Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
Funny romantic a love story
Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree....
Their realation from today before2 years ago....
So one day 1 tree said,
U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@
5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
.
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain..
jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Ek ladki thi deewani si
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.
facebook pe hi milti thi
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.
Nazrain jhuka ke
.
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.
Sharma ke
.
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facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
.
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
.
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Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
.
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai
.
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.
.
aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai
aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum
online ho kar uske dil ke karib
aa sakte hai
Duriya Asani Se Mitati H SharaB
Majburiyo K Nase Me Nasati H SharaB
Aansuyo K Mila De Tu Apne Hr Ek Jam M
Fir Dekh Kese Yado Ko Or Krib Lati H SharaB
Thak Suke H Jo Is Duniya K Sitmo S
Unhe Do Pal K Raht Dilati H SharaB
Pankh LgaKr Aasman M Ud Jate H Jo Panchi
Do Ghoot M Unhe Baho M La Skti H Sharab
Jis Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chhod Deti H
Unke Hatho M Aksar Payi Jati H Sharab
Kabhi B Apne Gamo Ko Bhulana Ho To Kh Dena
Kitne B Bade Gum M Kisiko B Hasati H Sharab
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani
3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam
3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla
3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar
3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz
Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya.
Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya.
Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua.
Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck)
Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya,
Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua.
Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha
Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The.
Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola,
"Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K,
Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi"
Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola
"Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena