Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
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tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
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. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
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principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :
Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Duriya Asani Se Mitati H SharaB
Majburiyo K Nase Me Nasati H SharaB
Aansuyo K Mila De Tu Apne Hr Ek Jam M
Fir Dekh Kese Yado Ko Or Krib Lati H SharaB
Thak Suke H Jo Is Duniya K Sitmo S
Unhe Do Pal K Raht Dilati H SharaB
Pankh LgaKr Aasman M Ud Jate H Jo Panchi
Do Ghoot M Unhe Baho M La Skti H Sharab
Jis Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chhod Deti H
Unke Hatho M Aksar Payi Jati H Sharab
Kabhi B Apne Gamo Ko Bhulana Ho To Kh Dena
Kitne B Bade Gum M Kisiko B Hasati H Sharab
1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
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1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi.......:)
Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya.
Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya.
Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua.
Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck)
Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya,
Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua.
Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha
Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The.
Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola,
"Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K,
Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi"
Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola
"Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY
tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
Ek ladki thi deewani si
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facebook pe hi milti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai
aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum
online ho kar uske dil ke karib
aa sakte hai
Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN
1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi.
Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya
jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya,
or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya
or woh wahin mar gya...
Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi.
Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket
will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur
love.
Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,
Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h,
Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha?
Jawab janiye is Break k Baad;
BREAK
-Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
-Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
-HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
-Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki?
-Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt
-Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai.
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Welcome Back;
Thanx for d Wait,
Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal;
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Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
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Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain..
jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>
BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki s pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST
PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
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Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
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Gairo me kahan dum tha...
Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha
hospital band tha.
mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala
jiska petrol kum tha.
Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya
kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha..
Mujhe doctron ne uthaya.
nurson me kaha dum tha..
Mujhe us bed pe litaya.
Jiske neeche BOMB Tha...
Mujhe bomb se udaaya,
goli me kaha dum tha..
Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki
KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA...
Lol...!:)