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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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You might want to comment on that, Honorable.

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