George W. Bush Quotes, Running Quotes, Humor Quotes

The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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