George W. Bush Quotes, Religious Quotes, Humor Quotes

The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

6 years ago

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

6 years ago

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

6 years ago

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