O. Henry Quotes, Home Quotes, Beer Quotes

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

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There is a saying that no man has tasted the full flavor of life until he has known poverty, love, and war.

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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.

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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.

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This fair but pitiless city of Manhattan was without a soul ... its inhabitants were manikins moved by wires and springs.

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You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.

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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

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In time truth and science and nature will adapt themselves to art. Things will happen logically, and the villain be discomfited instead of being elected to the board of directors. But in the meantime fiction must not only be divorced from fact, but must pay alimony and be awarded custody of the press despatches.

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If you can't write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.

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We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.

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When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster...I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That's the story.

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There is no well defined boundary line between honesty and dishonesty. The frontiers of one blend with the outside limits of the other, and he who attempts to tread this dangerous ground may be sometimes in the one domain and sometimes in the other.

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What is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?

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Hospitality in the prairie country is not limited. Even if your enemy passes your way, you must feed him before you shoot him.

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What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

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There are a few editor men with whom I am privileged to come in contact. It has not been long since it was their habit to come in contact with me. There is a difference.

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

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The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.

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My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.

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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

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