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Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light jane ke baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha bechara.. . . . . . . . . Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh gaya..!! Happy Birthday To You... Happy Birthday To You... Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak..!!! . . Dost Saale...

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16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke pichhe 22 log" . 26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali bajate hain" . 36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki tarah hoti hai "1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu rakh" . 45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti hai "Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta hai... Agree.. ???

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Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu...

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Shaitano ki basti (facebook) Bachpan Ke Din… . . Pappu Mummy Se Bolta Hai, :- . Mummy 10 Rs. Chahiye Bahar Ek Garib Ko Dene Hai… . . Mummy :- Kahan Hai Garib? . . Pappu :- Bechara Bahar Kadi Dhoop Mein Icecream Bech Raha Hai :-D:-D . Aqib

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rue love ki 8 nishaniya 1: aap unke sms baar baar padhte hai 2: aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tezz dhadkta hai 4: aap muskurate hai jab aapunki aawaz sunte hai 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai 7: ye post padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko ye b nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love

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Movies Titles Related To Engg Students: Exams – Socha Na Tha Classes – Kabhi Kabhi Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum Copying – Yaarana Maths 2 – Asambhav Maths 1 – Mission Impossible Environmental Sciences – Pyaar Mein Kabhi Kabhi 1st Semester – Kuch To Hai 2nd semester – Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho 1st Class – Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman 2nd Class – Dil Mange More Fail – Phir Milenge.. Waris ali

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Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga.. Maa hass padi..!! Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi? Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi.. No One is better than Mother!! By: "V@ruN"

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Chhoti si love story..!! Ek dada aur dadi ne Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha, Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi.. Dada gusse me ghar pahoch, tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara Dadi ne sharma kar kaha maa ne jane nahi diya..!!

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Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega?” Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“

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Tum dil ki baatein kya samjho Tum Dil ka lagana kya jano, Tum Aag lagana sikh gaye Tum Aag bujhana kya jano, Ek Baar agr tum rooth gaye Hum tum ko mana hi lenge par Hum tum se kabhi jo rooth gaye Tum hamko manana kya jano, Kuch saath chale kuch chhor gaye Saathi to banate rahte ho Tum saath nibhana kya jano.

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7 such Dunia ke! 1.Apki Ankhe apke sharir ka wo hiss hain jinhe aap sabun se nhi dho sakte 2.Aap apne Baal nhi gin sakte 3.Apki Zuban apke saare danto ko nhi chu sakti 4.Sirf bewkuf Log hi pt.3 ko try karenge 5.Aap muskura rhe ho kyuki apki Zuban apke danto ko chu sakti he 6.Aap hans rhe ho kyuki aap bewkuf bn chuke ho 7.Aap ise aage send karoge kyuki Aap maza lena chahte ho dusro ko bewkuf banakar... agar Apne like nhi kiya to aap...

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One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”

The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”

When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…

When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.

She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”

She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”

Her Father Had Donated His Heart … !

LESSON:
He Makes Many Silent Sacrifice For Us....Tell Your Father How Much You Love Him!

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..Must read.. Pappu ki master se hui ladai . . . . Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai . . . . Pappu ka garam hua khoon . . . . Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya . . . . COMING SOON by rahul mahato

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True love subah uth ke ankhe kholne se pehle kisi ka chehra dekhne ki ichha ho vo pyar hai, mandir me darshan krte waqt kisi k pas khade hone ka ehsas ho vo pyar hai, pure din ki thakan jiske sath bethne ki kalpna se hi dur ho jaye vo pyar hai, sir kisi ki god me rakh k lage ki man halka ho gya vo pyar hai, lakh koshish kar k bhi jise nafrat na kr sake,bhul na sake vo pyar hai, or ye padhte waqt jiska chehra nazar k samne aaye to hi aapka pyar hai. Like swee2

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EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se, Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha Tera Pani Khara Na Hota To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai, Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya” Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu Kitna Achha Hota.

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एक बेटी ने जिद पकड़ ली "पापा मुझे
साइकिल चाहिये !
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पापा ने कहा अगले महीने दिवाली
पर जरुर साईकल
लाउंगा ! प्रॉमिस !
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एक महीने बाद... पापा , मुझे
साइकिल चाहिये , आपने प्रॉमिस
किया था ... !
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वह चुप रहा ...
शाम को दफ्तर से लौटा बेटी
तितली की तरह खुश हुई व़ाह ! थॅंक्स
पापा , मेरी साइकिल के लिये
अगले दिन.... पापा ! आपकी उंगली
की सोने की अंगूठी कहाँ गई .?
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बेटा ! सच बोलूँगा ... कल ही बेच दी
तुम्हारी साइकिल के लिये .....!
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बेटी रोते हुए , पापा, ! पैसों की
इतनी दिक्कत थी तो मत लाते .....
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नहीं खरीदता तो मेरी प्रॉमिस
टूटती
तुम्हे फिर मेरे किसी वादे पे
विश्वास नहीं होता .
तुम यही समझती कि "प्रॉमिस
तोड़ने के लिये
किये जाते है !"
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मेरी अंगूठी दूसरी आ जायेगी
मगर "टूटा हुवा विश्वास
छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं
लौटेंगे !"
जाओ !
साइकल चलाओ !....
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अपने से ज्यादा अपनी बेटी की
ख़ुशी चाहने वाले पिता के लिये।

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Main Hi Wafa Nibha Na Saka, Tujhe Chaha Mgr Bata Na Saka, Teri Judai Me Subho Sham Roye Bahut, Haan Mgr Tere Samne Anshu Baha Na Saka, Tujhe Chaha Maine Saari Duniya Se Jyada Haan Mgr Teri Dehliz Pe Sar jhuka Na Saka, Upar Wale Ne Likh Di Thi Judai Judai ki Lakir Haath Se Mita Na Saka, Tere Baad Bahut Aayi Khushiyan Mgr Kisi Bhi Khushi Par Muskura Na Saka, Ek Hi Baat Rulati Hai Subho Sham Jisko Chaha Usko Pa Na Saka...

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Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi. Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha. Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga” Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya. Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“

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Suraj chand sitare sab mujhse jalte hen sagar badal barsat mujhse ye kehete hen tu kise chahta he, tu kese jita he, tu kitna rota he, q itna pitahe, usse yaad karta he,kya hua he tera , bas itna to bota k wo koun he jispe tu marta hei, aur hame bhul k haste haste pagal bana phirta hei.l

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A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her: Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else.. Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy, I will move on. Boy: No pls be my friend, I need u.. Girl: That’s the problem u need me, but u don’t want me.. Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.

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