Lewis Carroll Quotes, Hyenas Quotes, Bones Quotes

Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!

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It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear!" I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear!' cried Alice, with a sudden burst of tears, 'I do wish they WOULD put their heads down! I am so VERY tired of being all alone here!

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O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.

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It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.

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If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

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I don't want to take up literature in a money-making spirit, or be very anxious about making large profits, but selling it at a loss is another thing altogether, and an amusement I cannot well afford.

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And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, 'Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it.

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If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.

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'And how, who am I? I will remember, if I can! I'm determined to do it!' But being determined didn't help much.

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One of the deepest motives (as you are aware) in the human beast (so deep that many have failed to detect it) is Alliteration.

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You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

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Death is always sad, I suppose, to us who look forward to it: I expect it will seem very different when we can look back upon it.

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First, I hate all theological controversy: it is wearing to the temper, and is I believe (at all events when viva voce) worse than useless.

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You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

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Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

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'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'

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You can't be that good; you work for me.

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Take my friends and my home - as an outcast I'll roam: Take the money I have in the bank: It is just what I wish, but deprive me of fish, And my life would indeed be blank.

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Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

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Off with their heads!

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