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You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.

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Mother, may I go and maffick, Tear around and hinder traffic?

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

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Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.

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Whenever a massacre of Armenians is reported from Asia Minor, every one assumes that it has been carried out "under orders" from somewhere or another; no one seems to think that there are people who might like to kill their neighbours now and then.

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A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

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Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.

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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

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There was something alike terrifying and piteous in the spectacle of these frail old morsels of humanity consecrating their last flickering energies to the task of making each other wretched. Hatred seemed to be the one faculty which had survived in undiminished vigor where all else was dropping into ordered and symmetrical decay.

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To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

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There are certain fixed rules that one observes for one's own comfort. For instance, never be flippantly rude to any inoffensive grey-bearded stranger that you may meet in pine forests or hotel smoking-rooms on the Continent. It always turns out to be the King of Sweden.

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It is an admitted fact that the ordinary tomtit of commerce has a sounder aesthetic taste than the average female relative in the country.

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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

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Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

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It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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I hate babies. They're so human.

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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.

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