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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.

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I hate babies. They're so human.

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Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

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It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.

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I always say beauty is only sin deep.

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Women and elephants never forget an injury.

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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

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Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

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In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

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Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

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