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It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.

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Most of my recent plays were written in the railway train between Hatfield and Kings Cross. I write anywhere, on the top of omnibuses or wherever I may be; it is all the same to me.

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Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do

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Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

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Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.

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The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

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During the last considerable epidemic at the turn of the century, I was a member of the Health Committee of London Borough Council, and I learned how the credit of vaccination is kept up statistically by diagnosing all the revaccinated cases (of smallpox) as pustular eczema, varioloid or what not---except smallpox.

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What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.

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Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

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I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

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My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

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What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

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I have always held the religion of Muhammad in high estimation because of its wonderful vitality. It is the only religion which appears to me to possess that assimilating capability to the changing phase of existence which can make itself appeal to every age... I have studied him - the wonderful man, and in my opinion far from being an Anti-Christ he must be called the Saviour of Humanity.

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Though all society is founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance.

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The American Constitution, one of the few modern political documents drawn up by men who were forced by the sternest circumstances to think out what they really had to face, instead of chopping logic in a university classroom.

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Nothing is more dreadful than a husband who keeps telling you everything he thinks, and always wants to know what you think.

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The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

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I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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