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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

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Even under the most perfect Social Democracy we should, without Communism, still be living like hogs, except that each hog would get his fair share of grub.... Whilst we are hogs, let us at least be well-fed, healthy, reciprocally useful hogs, instead of--well, instead of the sort we are at present.

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There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

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My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.

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A thing that nobody believes cannot be proved too often.

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A man's interest in the world is only an overflow from his interest in himself.

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Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death.

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A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member.

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

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The fact is that the intrinsic worth of the book, play or whatever the author is trying to sell is the least, last factor in the the whole transaction.

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A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

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Such poverty as we have today in all our great cities degrades the poor, and infects with its degradation the whole neighborhood in which they live. And whatever can degrade a neighborhood can degrade a country and a continent and finally the whole civilized world, which is only a large neighborhood.

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When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.

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Effectiveness of assertion is the alpha and omega of style.

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There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

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I feel nothing but the accursed happiness I have dreaded all my life long: the happiness that comes as life goes, the happiness of yielding and dreaming instead of resisting and doing, the sweetness of the fruit that is going rotten.

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I must remind you that our credulity is not to be measured by the truth of the things we believe. When men believed that the earthwas flat, they were not credulous: they were using their common sense, and, if asked to prove that the earth was flat, would have said simply, "Look at it." Those who refuse to believe that it is round are exercising a wholesome skepticism.

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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

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