George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes, Vegetarianism Quotes

The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

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The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

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He has a heart of gold - only harder.

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The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

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Even the gods love jokes.

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I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

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‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

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Truth is what stands the test of experience.

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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

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I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.

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The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

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Our favorite holding period is forever.

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