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Alan Perlis Quotes 57
- To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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- Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
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- Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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- Any noun can be verbed.
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- There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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- When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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- It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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- Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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- A good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming.
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- You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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- Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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- If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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- There is no such thing as a free variable.
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- C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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- I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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- A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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- Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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- One can only display complex information in the mind. Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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- Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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- You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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