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Alan Perlis Quotes 57
- If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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- A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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- Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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- In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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- If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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- Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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- If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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- Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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- Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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- FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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- Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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- Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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- A good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming.
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- C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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- In English every word can be verbed.
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- One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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- In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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- It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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- In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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- A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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