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When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

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For nearly twenty years I have been a published author... But I have never yet seen a book of mine offered for sale in a shop window.

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The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.

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Heartbreak is life educating us.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone, the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood

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The more reasonable a student was in mathematics, the more unreasonable she was in the affairs of real life, concerning which fewtrustworthy postulates have yet been ascertained.

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No child should be brought up to suppose that its food and clothes come down from heaven or are miraculously conjured from empty space by papa. Loathsome as we have made the idea of duty (like the idea of work) we must habituate children to a sense of repayable obligation to the community for what they consume and enjoy, and inculcate the repayment as a point of honor.

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The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

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A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.

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When you read a biography remember that the truth is never fit for publication.

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Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

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The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can afford to be good to her.

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It's prudent to gain the whole world and lose your own soul. But don't forget that your soul sticks to you if you stick to it; but the world has a way of slipping through your fingers.

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My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

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When a man teaches something he does not know to somebody else who has no aptitude for it, and gives him a certificate of proficiency, the latter has completed the education of a gentleman.

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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative revolution. I desire that no public monument or work of art or inscription or sermon or ritual service commemorating me shall suggest that I accepted the tenets peculiar to any established church or denomination nor take the form of a cross or any other instrument of torture or symbol of blood sacrifice.

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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

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