George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Photography Quotes, Maturity Quotes

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

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An author who gives a manager or publisher any rights in his work except those immediately and specifically required for its publication or performance is for business purposes an imbecile.

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The devil can quote Shakespeare for his own purpose.

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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

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Instead of Otello being an Italian opera written in the style of Shakespeare, Othello is a play written by Shakespeare in the style of Italian opera.

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But a mother is like a broomstick or like the sun in the heavens, it does not matter which as far as one's knowledge of her is concerned: the broomstick is there and the sun is there; and whether the child is beaten by it or warmed and enlightened by it, it accepts it as a fact in nature, and does not conceive it as having had youth, passions, and weaknesses, or as still growing, yearning, suffering, and learning.

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What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.

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Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

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I want to be all used up when I die.

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Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.

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Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.

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Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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When a bishop at the first shot abandons the worship of Christ and rallies his flock round the altar of Mars, he may be acting patriotically... but that does not justify him in pretending...that Christ is, in effect, Mars.

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We are compelled by the theory of God's already achieved perfection to make Him a devil as well as a god, because of the existenceof evil. The god of love, if omnipotent and omniscient, must be the god of cancer and epilepsy as well.... Whoever admits that anything living is evil must either believe that God is malignantly capable of creating evil, or else believe that God has made many mistakes in His attempts to make a perfect being.

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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.

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The best bought-up children are those who have seen thier parents as they are. Hypocrisy is not the first duty of a parent.

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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

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I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

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If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.

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