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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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Sexually,Woman is Nature's contrivance for perpetuating its highest achievement.

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Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.

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It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.

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The notion that inspiration is something that happened thousands of years ago, and was then finished and done with. . . the theory that God retired from business at that period and has not been heard from since, is as silly as it is blasphemous.

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My friend, when a man has anything to tell in this world, the difficulty is not to make him tell it, but to prevent him from telling it too often.

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It is the highest creatures who take the longest to mature, and are the most helpless during their immaturity.

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

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An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.

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Cruelty must be whitewashed by a moral excuse, and pretense of reluctance.

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Human misery is so appalling nowadays that if we allowed ourselves to dwell on it we should only add imaginary miseries of our own to the real miseries of others without doing them any good.

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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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Money is a most important thing in the world.

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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative revolution. I desire that no public monument or work of art or inscription or sermon or ritual service commemorating me shall suggest that I accepted the tenets peculiar to any established church or denomination nor take the form of a cross or any other instrument of torture or symbol of blood sacrifice.

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We are the living graves of murdered beasts, slaughtered to satisfy our appetites. How can we hope in this world to attain the peace we say we are so anxious for?

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I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their extermination.

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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

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Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

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A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

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Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away.

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