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  • My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't afford to lose 20 or 30 pounds?" He said, "Well, a person in your category." I said, "What is that category, doctor?" He said, "Well, you're what I call upwardly middle aged." And I said, "I forgive you for everything."
  • 4 years ago



    Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Doctors Quotes , Forgiving Quotes
  • And that means that no matter how we reform health care, we will keep this promise to the American people: If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor, period. If you like your health care plan, you'll be able to keep your health care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Mean Quotes , Doctors Quotes
  • The medical profession (is) a conspiracy to hide its own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all professions. They are all conspiracies against the laity... (U)ntil there is a practicable alternative to blind trust in the doctor, the truth about the doctor is so terrible that we dare not face it.
  • 4 years ago



    Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Doctors Quotes , Doubt Quotes