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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

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Don't order any black things. Rejoice in his memory; and be radiant: leave grief to the children. Wear violet and purple. Be patient with the poor people who will snivel: they don't know; and they think they will live for ever, which makes death a division instead of a bond.

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If I bind the future I bind my will. If I bind my will I strangle creation.

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Education can and should do much influence social, moral and intellectual discovery by stimulating critical attitudes of thought in the young

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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.

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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.

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A dinner! How horrible! I am to be made the pretext for killing all those wretched animals and birds, and fish! Thank you for nothing. Now if it were to be a fast instead of a feast; say a solemn three days' abstention from corpses in my honour, I could at least pretend to believe that it was disinterested. Blood sacrifices are not in my line

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I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.

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It is long and hard and painful to create life: it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

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The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.

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Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

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There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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Morals are a luxury of the rich.

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A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

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Keep away from books and from men who get their ideas from books, and your own books will always be fresh.

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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

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