Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasati hai,
Hazaro rulati hai
Par mere dost sath
Wahi nibhati hai
Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.
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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota
tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum
na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.
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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle
Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle
Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath
Jab
Apke chori k mobile me
Sare sms Hmre Nikle,
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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
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vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya
sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui
gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha
vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He
1.Population
2.Mehengai
3.Bomb Blast
&
Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR
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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H
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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...
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Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL..
Type Kijiye,
Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam
Aur Send Kare Aapne
Papa Ke Mobile Par
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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar
Wah Wah
Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar
Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.
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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo,
Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo,
Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari,
Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.
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Sirf Muhabbat hi nahi ha duniya me jo dard ke liye zimmedaar hai
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Kambakht "Final Xam" b babhut takleef dete hai
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION
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Batmeez frds===
WHEN I JOKE....
They take it seriouslly!!
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WHEN I M SERIOUS...
Nalayak hass hass k
Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..
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