Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
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Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..
<(,)
(( aaaiii
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Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
Boy : I Love You..
Pehli Nazar Mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love Me..?
Girl : Hmmmm,
Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To,
Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.
Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi......
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♥sнι√α
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
Hum Hum hai
Aap Aap hai
Na aap kam hai
Na hum kam hai
to kis baat ka gum hai
SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!