Funny Love SMS

Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.

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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

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Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......? ..... ..... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... "GOL-MAAL RETURN"

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Ae SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To . GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

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Umido ki duniya bah gayi, Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi, Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi, Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul

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Kabutar bethu dal par, Aasu padyu rumal par, Hu fida tari chal par, Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

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Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya..:-| Ke Behosh ho gaya. Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha. Jaan! Nahati kyon nahi ho?

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Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

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Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai.. apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai. JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday

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Ek Cinema Me Titanic" Lagi Hui Thi, Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, Mom,Dad Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

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PYAR means…. P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because. boys have good IMAGINATION

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Bahaduri kya hai? Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao, or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile. Or tum pucho-Hi mom! Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

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