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देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..

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1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

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J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.

9 years ago

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Ae SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To . GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

9 years ago

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

9 years ago

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Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??

9 years ago

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

9 years ago

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

9 years ago

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

9 years ago

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se, roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg .. . Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...! yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..! . socho papu ne kya kaha hoga?? . . . . . I love u utna, ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

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