Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You?
Gf: Lips?
Bf: No
Gf: Cheek?
Bf: No
Gf: Neck?
Bf: Nope
Gf: Then Where?
Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front
Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Hum Hum hai
Aap Aap hai
Na aap kam hai
Na hum kam hai
to kis baat ka gum hai
SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..
Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a