Funny Love SMS

Wife 2 husband- tumhe pyar karna nahi aata, husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet se downlod kiye h? wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke pen drive se liye h.

9 years ago

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

9 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

9 years ago

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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE. Boy jumped first, Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying LOVE IS BLIND Boy in air open his parashute saying LOVE NEVER DIES...

9 years ago

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Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h Dil tarasta h use Pane ko Kya Aapka dil nhi karta "DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?

9 years ago

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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum, Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya, Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi, Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi "TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"

9 years ago

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Tumhari Nazron Me Is Kadar Doob Jana Chahta Hun, *Ek Minut Ruk* Me Swimming Suit Pehan Kar Aata Hu..!!

9 years ago

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Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.

9 years ago

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He 1.Population 2.Mehengai 3.Bomb Blast & Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

9 years ago

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vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii

9 years ago

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Ae SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To . GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

9 years ago

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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge

9 years ago

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Touching story: A boy and girl want for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says.. “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!

9 years ago

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

9 years ago

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boys rule__ dhokha milta h jab pyaar me, zindgi me udasi chha jati h, sochte h chod denge is duniya ko kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.

9 years ago

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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

9 years ago

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chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.

9 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

9 years ago

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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

9 years ago

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke. dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

9 years ago

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