Boy : I Love You..
Pehli Nazar Mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love Me..?
Girl : Hmmmm,
Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To,
Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.
Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi......
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na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he
na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he
samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu
kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he
S....k....
Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
one day the moon sed 2 me,
If your lover makes you cry,
why dont you leave your lover..
I looked at the moon,
And replied would you ever leave your sky?
Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg ..
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Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...!
yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..!
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socho papu ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!
Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.