Funny Love SMS

Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe

10 years ago

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Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

10 years ago

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Kabutar bethu dal par, Aasu padyu rumal par, Hu fida tari chal par, Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

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Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate... Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, :((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi. Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta. Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko... Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete.. Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta SKTSMS.IN

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Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.

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Bahaduri kya hai? Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao, or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile. Or tum pucho-Hi mom! Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

10 years ago

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:point_right:सुन पगली,
तेरे :heart:दिल तक पहुँचना चाहता हूँ:dancer:
जल्दी बोल :metro: Train पकड़ु या :airplane: Flight ।।

9 years ago

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Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."

10 years ago

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se, roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

10 years ago

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Kuchh likhta hu kiran ke naam . . Jise kabhi sapno me dekha Wo hakikt me aae to kya hota hai . . . . Ankhe khuli or samne unka chehr hota hai

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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha, kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu? grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat, spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.

10 years ago

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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo, Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo, kyu drte ho result se Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

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Har Raat Ko Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai Kabhi Subha To Kabhi Saam Socta Hu Kar Lu Dusri Mohabbat Lekin Pehale Mohabbat Ka Anzam Yaad Ata Hai

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

9 years ago

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

10 years ago

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Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To Jane Sisakte Labo Ko Hansao To Jane Wafao"Ki Baten Bahut Kar Li Tumne Mujhe Apni Dulhan Banao To Jane

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