Funny Love SMS

ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

10 years ago

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

10 years ago

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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota, Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota.. Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear, Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..

10 years ago

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Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..

10 years ago

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Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!

10 years ago

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.

10 years ago

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

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Loji arz kiya hai.. . . dil dena he dan me. wah . . wah . . he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.

10 years ago

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1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

10 years ago

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Suraj hua madam, Chand chalne laga, Mai tehra reha, Jami chalne lagi, Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ?? Nalayak,,bhag!! Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!

10 years ago

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J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.

10 years ago

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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata h andar kuch b ni h Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!

10 years ago

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Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge, Girl_Q? Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache Girl_Q kya hua? Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.

10 years ago

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Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To Jane Sisakte Labo Ko Hansao To Jane Wafao"Ki Baten Bahut Kar Li Tumne Mujhe Apni Dulhan Banao To Jane

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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..

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Pyar me dubna aasan hai Magar sacha pyaar milna utna hi mushkil h Pyaar aisa 1 thofa hai jo milgaya to apna h Nahi to sirf sapna h Haso..aur jor s

10 years ago

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chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.

10 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

10 years ago

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

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