Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
Some Lines For Friends :
Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain,
Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi..
Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati,
Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi..
Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya,
Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi..
Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain,
Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi..
"Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."
:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी... :heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ... :heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
Ladkiyo ka zuthh...
I Miss U
Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti
Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu
Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta
Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti
Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi.
Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata
Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain
Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!