Funny Love SMS

Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He 1.Population 2.Mehengai 3.Bomb Blast & Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

10 years ago

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Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI

10 years ago

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~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya. By - m.FreshSMS.in

10 years ago

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.

10 years ago

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

10 years ago

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70% girl sweet hoti hai 75% beautiful hoti hain 85% inteligent. 90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

10 years ago

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na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....

10 years ago

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

10 years ago

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Har Raat Ko Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai Kabhi Subha To Kabhi Saam Socta Hu Kar Lu Dusri Mohabbat Lekin Pehale Mohabbat Ka Anzam Yaad Ata Hai

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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

10 years ago

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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! khan

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आप पागल हो P= Pyaare A= Attractive G= Gehius A= Advance L= Lovely अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल

10 years ago

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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby" Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai, Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

10 years ago

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Kaise Mumkin Tha kisi aur haqim se elaaj karana..? . . . Ae DOst, Ishq ka Rog Tha, Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya.. <(,) (( aaaiii << Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(

10 years ago

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vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii

10 years ago

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Har jis dil me mumtaj h, har jis dil me mumtaj h. har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h, magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.

10 years ago

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Forgetting friend is a CrimeI gnoring them is a Shame Liking them is a Pleasure Thinking of them is a Necessity N disturbing them ‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a

10 years ago

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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H

10 years ago

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

10 years ago

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Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..? shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À

10 years ago

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