Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Ladkon ke liye 1 Vishesh Suchna..
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Agar koi ladki tumse mile...
frndship kare..
aur
agle din hi tumse I luv u kahe...
toh...
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samaj lena
wo emotional attyachar ki undercover agent hai...
Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya.
By - m.FreshSMS.in
Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman: #Life_time :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #Life की #वाट :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a