Funny Love SMS, Whatsapp Funny SMS, Funny WhatsApp Status, New Whatsapp Status

प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

9 years ago

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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!

10 years ago

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

10 years ago

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg .. . Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...! yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..! . socho papu ne kya kaha hoga?? . . . . . I love u utna, ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

10 years ago

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai, to nunu bada ho jata h. or jab papa pe bathti h, to nunu gayab ho jata h.

10 years ago

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I want to hugh u i want to kiss u love + ship = titanic dinosaur + forest= jurassic park arnold + gun=terminator U + UR SMILE = Oh my god...THE MUMMY RETURNS

10 years ago

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Me नहीं जानता Kｴ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं,
क्या Facεbook हैं,
Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस ｴtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart:
Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो,
और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.

10 years ago

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday

10 years ago

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Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."

10 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

10 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

10 years ago

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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par

10 years ago

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi

10 years ago

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Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You? Gf: Lips? Bf: No Gf: Cheek? Bf: No Gf: Neck? Bf: Nope Gf: Then Where? Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"

10 years ago

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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

10 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

10 years ago

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Love Ko lifE me MAST HONA CHAHIYE HAR ASHIQ KO LOVE ME INTERST HONA CHAHIYE Sala COLLAGE ME LOVE ka SUBJECT HONA CHAHIYE

10 years ago

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काश मोहब्बत :couplekiss: मे भी चुनाव होते तो, गजब के भाषण :speaking_head::loudspeaker: देते तुझे पाने :couple: के लिये.

9 years ago

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Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate, hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate, hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil.. bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.

10 years ago

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zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho, achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho.......... by........MD AFTAB

10 years ago

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