Loji arz kiya hai..
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dil dena he dan me.
wah
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wah
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he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.
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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasati hai,
Hazaro rulati hai
Par mere dost sath
Wahi nibhati hai
Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.
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chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,
ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi,
vo to tum 2sto ki jid h.
ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
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Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h???
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Pata h andar kuch b ni h
Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!
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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo,
Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo,
Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari,
Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.
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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
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Hasi ke liye gam kurban
khushi ke liye aasu kurban
dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban
agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.
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Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte
Yad Bhi Nahi Karte
Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho
Bura Mante Ho To Mano
K- Khwab Me
A- Akar
N- Neend
J- Jo Churaye
U- Umar Bhar Jo
S- Sath Nibhaye
Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...
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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.
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ey Khuda
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Saari Khusiyan
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Saari Izzat
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Saari Mohabbat
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Saari Chahat
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De De Usko
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Dil Me Hai Jiske
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<=Dard-E-Disco=>
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Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
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GIRL TO BOY: jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de na.
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WIFE
BIWI
JORU
PATNI
AURAT
OR
GHARWALI
Me Kya Fark Hai?
SochO
Aur Socho
Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost
Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai
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Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,
mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,
meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega
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Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya,
Pyar Ki Bewafai Me Khud KoMita Diya,
Isi Pyar Me Log Bane Devdaas,
Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindaas.
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