Funny Love SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge, Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge, Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!

9 years ago

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

9 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

9 years ago

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Loji arz kiya hai.. . . dil dena he dan me. wah . . wah . . he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.

9 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

9 years ago

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!

9 years ago

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Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum, Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

9 years ago

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Girl:I Love YOU Dear. Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

9 years ago

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GIRL TO BOY: jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de na.

9 years ago

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:point_right:सुन पगली,
तेरे :heart:दिल तक पहुँचना चाहता हूँ:dancer:
जल्दी बोल :metro: Train पकड़ु या :airplane: Flight ।।

9 years ago

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.

9 years ago

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Puchha Mujh Se Chand Sitaro Ne, Tuje BhooLa Diya Kya Tere Jigari Yaaro Ne, Maine Kaha BhooL To Nahi Sakte, Bas Lage Honge Kamine Kisi ko Patane Me.

9 years ago

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zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho, achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho.......... by........MD AFTAB

9 years ago

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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी#
लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं
बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal,
:white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:.
Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

9 years ago

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hai . Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai . . . To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti...??

9 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

9 years ago

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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum, Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya, Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi, Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi "TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"

9 years ago

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Lecture Me Masti Thi Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*

9 years ago

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