Funny Love SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

10 years ago

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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.

10 years ago

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Tu agar paas bhi ho to dil beqarar apna hai ke humko tera nahin intezar apna hai mile koi bhi tera zikr cheddete hain ke jaise saara jahaan arazdar apna hai wo dur ho to baja tark-e-dosti ka khayal wo samne ho to kab ikhtiyar apna hai zamane bhar ke dukhon kolaga liya dil se is aasre pe ke ik ghamgusar apna hai raahat-e-jaan bhi vahi haikya kije wo jiske haath se sinaafigaarapna hai.

10 years ago

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सुनो :ear_tone1:तेरे :bride_with_veil_tone1: नाम के नीचे :arrow_heading_down: ऑनलाइन आना क़सम से धड़का :heartbeat: देता है मेरे :sunglasses: दिल :heart:को...

9 years ago

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yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h, apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h, sada yaade taza rhti h unki , jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!

10 years ago

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

10 years ago

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one day the moon sed 2 me, If your lover makes you cry, why dont you leave your lover.. I looked at the moon, And replied would you ever leave your sky?

10 years ago

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Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate, hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate, hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil.. bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.

10 years ago

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Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..

10 years ago

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Ek ladki thi diwani se mobile lee kar chalti thi jab bhi muz se milti thi bas ek hi baat kaheti thi bhaiia . . . . . . . Ye chalu kaise hota hai

10 years ago

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Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.

10 years ago

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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby" Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai, Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

10 years ago

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

10 years ago

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Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai, 1. Patiala pag. 2. Patiala salwar. 2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.

10 years ago

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Ladkiyo ka zuthh... I Miss U Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi. Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho

10 years ago

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Agar Chand ko Mil Jaye Chandani tO Taroon ka kya HoGa? M0habat aik se Kr Li to Baaki Hazar0on Ka kya HoGa?

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Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum, Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

10 years ago

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@

10 years ago

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

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