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  • Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday
  • 10 years ago



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  • supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
  • 10 years ago



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  • J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye, Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye, Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi, Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye. By-susil
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.
  • 10 years ago



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  • ~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya. By - m.FreshSMS.in
  • 10 years ago



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  • vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
  • 10 years ago



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  • boys rule__ dhokha milta h jab pyaar me, zindgi me udasi chha jati h, sochte h chod denge is duniya ko kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.
  • 10 years ago



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  • na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Se Nasha Hota H, Nashe Se Jannon. Jannon Se Mehnat, Mehnat Se Padhayi. Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H, Isliye Successful Hone K Liye, Ladki Patana Jarrori H, Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
  • 10 years ago



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  • आप पागल हो P= Pyaare A= Attractive G= Gehius A= Advance L= Lovely अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल
  • 10 years ago



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  • Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.
  • 10 years ago



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