Funny Love SMS

Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!

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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

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Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??

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one day the moon sed 2 me, If your lover makes you cry, why dont you leave your lover.. I looked at the moon, And replied would you ever leave your sky?

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se, roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi

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Pyar me dubna aasan hai Magar sacha pyaar milna utna hi mushkil h Pyaar aisa 1 thofa hai jo milgaya to apna h Nahi to sirf sapna h Haso..aur jor s

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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke. dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

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Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.

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Wife 2 husband- tumhe pyar karna nahi aata, husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet se downlod kiye h? wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke pen drive se liye h.

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Tu agar paas bhi ho to dil beqarar apna hai ke humko tera nahin intezar apna hai mile koi bhi tera zikr cheddete hain ke jaise saara jahaan arazdar apna hai wo dur ho to baja tark-e-dosti ka khayal wo samne ho to kab ikhtiyar apna hai zamane bhar ke dukhon kolaga liya dil se is aasre pe ke ik ghamgusar apna hai raahat-e-jaan bhi vahi haikya kije wo jiske haath se sinaafigaarapna hai.

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

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Boy : I Love You.. Pehli Nazar Mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love Me..? Girl : Hmmmm, Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To, Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....? Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai.. Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye. Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye. Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi...... - ♥sнι√α

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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