Funny Love SMS

Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

10 years ago

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

10 years ago

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Agar Chand ko Mil Jaye Chandani tO Taroon ka kya HoGa? M0habat aik se Kr Li to Baaki Hazar0on Ka kya HoGa?

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boys rule__ dhokha milta h jab pyaar me, zindgi me udasi chha jati h, sochte h chod denge is duniya ko kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.

10 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

10 years ago

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

10 years ago

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Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…

10 years ago

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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

10 years ago

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Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..

10 years ago

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Boy- I love u Ladki-tameez se baat karo. Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect, I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...

10 years ago

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@

10 years ago

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Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya..:-| Ke Behosh ho gaya. Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha. Jaan! Nahati kyon nahi ho?

10 years ago

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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..

10 years ago

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

10 years ago

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Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.

10 years ago

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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu, k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae har lafj me esa dard bhardo, ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.

10 years ago

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

10 years ago

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Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage: "Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga"& Defintion Of Love-Marriage:- "PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

10 years ago

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

10 years ago

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai, to nunu bada ho jata h. or jab papa pe bathti h, to nunu gayab ho jata h.

10 years ago

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