Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
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Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
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boys rule__
dhokha milta h jab pyaar me,
zindgi me udasi chha jati h,
sochte h chod denge is duniya ko
kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
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ey Khuda
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Saari Khusiyan
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Saari Izzat
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Saari Mohabbat
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Saari Chahat
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De De Usko
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Dil Me Hai Jiske
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<=Dard-E-Disco=>
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Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai..
papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai..
beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
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Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
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Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect,
I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
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1 ladki road pe khadi thi
1 ladka bike pe jata h
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?
Girl-nhi
Boy-kya Yaar!!
Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
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Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya..:-|
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Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha.
Jaan!
Nahati kyon nahi ho?
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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..
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, New Whatsapp Status
Hasi ke liye gam kurban
khushi ke liye aasu kurban
dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban
agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.
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Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu,
Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu,
Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare
Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si
Musibat He Tu.
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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu,
k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae
har lafj me esa dard bhardo,
ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.
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Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"
But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..
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Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage:
"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga"&
Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-
"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"
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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karke todna nahi,
koi agar aapka dil tode to usko
4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.
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