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  • Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate, hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate, hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil.. bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ae SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To . GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!
  • 10 years ago



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  • GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Tu agar paas bhi ho to dil beqarar apna hai ke humko tera nahin intezar apna hai mile koi bhi tera zikr cheddete hain ke jaise saara jahaan arazdar apna hai wo dur ho to baja tark-e-dosti ka khayal wo samne ho to kab ikhtiyar apna hai zamane bhar ke dukhon kolaga liya dil se is aasre pe ke ik ghamgusar apna hai raahat-e-jaan bhi vahi haikya kije wo jiske haath se sinaafigaarapna hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Har Raat Ko Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai Kabhi Subha To Kabhi Saam Socta Hu Kar Lu Dusri Mohabbat Lekin Pehale Mohabbat Ka Anzam Yaad Ata Hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To Jane Sisakte Labo Ko Hansao To Jane Wafao"Ki Baten Bahut Kar Li Tumne Mujhe Apni Dulhan Banao To Jane
  • 10 years ago



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  • Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.
  • 10 years ago



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  • ~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya. By - m.FreshSMS.in
  • 10 years ago



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  • Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai, 1. Patiala pag. 2. Patiala salwar. 2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi
  • 10 years ago



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