Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..
Lecture Me Masti Thi
Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi
Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha
Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai.
Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai
Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto
Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!