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  • Loji arz kiya hai.. . . dil dena he dan me. wah . . wah . . he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga, . Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga, . Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki.. . Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata h andar kuch b ni h Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai.. Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai.. Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par, Kyoki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You? Gf: Lips? Bf: No Gf: Cheek? Bf: No Gf: Neck? Bf: Nope Gf: Then Where? Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
    • 10 years ago



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  • "hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Meri Takdir To Dekho, Uska Baap UMPIRE Tha, Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
    • 10 years ago



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