Funny Love SMS

vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

10 years ago

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:point_right:सुन पगली,
तेरे :heart:दिल तक पहुँचना चाहता हूँ:dancer:
जल्दी बोल :metro: Train पकड़ु या :airplane: Flight ।।

9 years ago

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70% girl sweet hoti hai 75% beautiful hoti hain 85% inteligent. 90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

10 years ago

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Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum, Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

10 years ago

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

10 years ago

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मौसम :cloud: मे अजब सी खुमारी :relaxed: छा रही है,
सुना है कि मोहब्बत :heart: की फरवरी :couple: आ रही है. :heart_eyes:

9 years ago

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@

10 years ago

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Ek Wine Shop Par Likhi Hue True Line: "Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Se Saccha Pyar Karte Hain To Yakinan Ek Din Aapko Mujhse Pyar Ho Jayega..

10 years ago

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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha, kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu? grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat, spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.

10 years ago

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PYAR means…. P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

10 years ago

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Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Meri Takdir To Dekho, Uska Baap UMPIRE Tha, Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya

10 years ago

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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

10 years ago

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Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nake ko, Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko, Jab tak na mile koi To try karte raho har ek ko.

10 years ago

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Sirf Muhabbat hi nahi ha duniya me jo dard ke liye zimmedaar hai . . . . Kambakht "Final Xam" b babhut takleef dete hai

10 years ago

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Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe

10 years ago

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

9 years ago

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg .. . Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...! yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..! . socho papu ne kya kaha hoga?? . . . . . I love u utna, ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

10 years ago

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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी#
लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं
बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal,
:white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:.
Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo, Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo, kyu drte ho result se Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.

10 years ago

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