Mark Twain Quotes, Drinking Quotes, Beer Quotes

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Beer Quotes , Victory Quotes

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Book Quotes , Beer Quotes

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Butterfly Quotes , Beer Quotes

I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.

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Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Beer Quotes , World Quotes

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

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Tags : Al Purdy Quotes , Beer Quotes , Drunk Quotes

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

Drinking is a way of ending the day.

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Payday came and with it beer

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Tags : Rudyard Kipling Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Book Quotes , Beer Quotes

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

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Tags : William Blake Quotes , Beer Quotes , Church Quotes

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

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Tags : O. Henry Quotes , Home Quotes , Beer Quotes

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

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Tags : Voltaire Quotes , Book Quotes , Beer Quotes

We live thetime that a match flickers; we pop the corkof a ginger-beer bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech, incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and regard so little the devouring earthquake?

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Tags : Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes , Beer Quotes , Thinking Quotes

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.

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Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Beer Quotes , Thinking Quotes