• Categories
  • Adults Quotes   13
  • Whatever sense of professional competence we feel in adult life is less the sum of accomplishment than the absence of impossibility: it's really our relief at no longer having to do things we were never good at doing in the first place - relief at never again having to dissect a frog or memorize the periodic table.
  • 4 years ago



    Tags : Adam Gopnik Quotes , Accomplishment Quotes , Adults Quotes
  • I was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homopathic pill, and it took the whole seven to make a dose for an adult. But I thought it was grand. It appeared to me to be a dangerous weapon. It had only one fault - you could not hit anything with it.
  • 4 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Faults Quotes , Adults Quotes
  • PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.
  • 4 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Adults Quotes , Males Quotes