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  • Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
    એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
    બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
    સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
    કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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    સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
    શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
    :flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardarji went to a STD/ISD Shop & Slapped the Operator twice. Guess why? Bcoz there it was written.. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi 2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn Doctor:lakh di laanet
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: New sardar joke :: Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10. Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon? Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai, Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo khana hai sona thodi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya. Sardar chalti bike per se bola- Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya? Tu kaha baithega.....???
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar Library Me 3 Ghante 1 Book Padhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story. Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Thi. By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi.. Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao ! Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat! Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal
    • 10 years ago



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