BatooL ne Maqbool ko
Kehkashan ne Rukayya ko
Shakooran ne Hameedan ko
Surayya ne Sultana ko
Affan DaDa ne jin ko
Kaalu Malang ne Umair dumby ko
Waqas Lambe ne Bilal ganje ko
Salamu ne khan dabba pack ko
Adil Papad ne Faizan the great ko
Nisar Bhangi ne Danish Dangar ko
Imran siyane ne Raza topi ko
Ahsan chawal ne Waqas charsi ko
Faisal Tanha ne Sajid chariya ko
Or
Nisar Tensn ne mujko
Or mene aap ko ye SMS snd kiya.
Log Toot Jate Hain Ek Ghar Banane Mein
Tum Taras Nahin Khate Bastiyan Jalane Mein,
Aur Jaam Tutenge Is Sharabkhane Mein
Mousam Ke Aane Mein Mousam Ke Jaane Mein,
Har Dadkate Pathar Ko Log Dil Samjhte Hain
Umar Beet Jati Hai Dil Ko Dil Banane Mein,
Fakhta Ki Majboori Yeh Bhi Kah Nahi Sakti
Koun Saanp Rakhta Hai Uske Aashiyane Mein,
Doosri Koi Ladki Zindagi Mein Aayegi
Kitani Der Lagti Hai Usko Bhol Jaane Mein…
Pyar Se Badhkar Koi Aur Shksiyat Nahi Hoti,
Kuch Baato Ko Kehne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti,
Tanhaiya Khub Samajti Hain, Dilwale Ki Judaiyo Ki Dastaan,
Mohabbat Me Milne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti,
Koi Khamoshi Se Pyar Me Jalte Rehte Hai,
Koi Likhkar Apne Dil Ki Baatein Jahir Karte Hai,
Mohabbat Fir Bhi Dono Karte Hain,
Har Kisi Ki Ek Jaisi Aadat Nahi Hoti,
Aise Mein Judai Bhi Ek Hissa Hoti Zindagi Ka,
Hamesha Man Chahi Taaron Ki Kismet Nahi Hoti,
Zindagi Badi Hoti Hai,
Saathi Se Khathi-Meethi Takrare Bhi Hoti Hai,
Har Mausam Me Bearish Nahi Hoti,
Tahe Dil Se Pyar Ho To,
Bichadte Bhi Hain Rishte,
Ek Ek Arsa Gujar Jaata Hai, Duriyo Mein,
Par Dilo Se Humdum Ki Yaadein Kabi Nadarad Nahi Hoti,
Kuch Mushkil Hone Par Saath Debeki Bajaye, Imtehaan Le,
Itni Mamooli Hamari Dosti Nahi Hoti…
Pariyo Si Sunder Ek Ladki Hai
Jaane Kya Jadu Karti Hai
Chahe Jitna Gham Ho
Per Dekh Ke Uski Surat Dil Ko Khushi Milati Hai
Chand Sa Roshan Chehara Hai
Aankho Se Masti Jhalkati Hai
Baate Hain Misri Si Meethi Uski
Awaz Se Koi Koyal Bolati Hai
Rup Hai Uska Koi Khilata Hua Kamal
Usko Dekhkar Hi Shayad Gazal Banati Hai
Kisi Pal Bhi Wo Na Dur Rahi Humse
Her Pal Jo Mere Saanso Me Basti Hai
Pariyo Si Sunder Ek Ladki Hai…
Teri Najar Ka Jaadu Sar Chadh Ke Bolta Hai,
Din Raat Nashebaaj Aasmaan Dolta Hai,
Yeh Shokh Raat Ke Pal Yeh Timtimate Taare,
Dekho Toh Kaaynaat Ka Ghungat Woh Kholta Hai,
Dilkash Ada Ki Chhuriya Thandi Hawa Ke Jhonke,
Diwanagi Mein Besudh Daaman Tatolta Hai,
Lekar Milan Ki Pyas Bhatkate Huye Musafir,
Jode Ki Chah Kabutar Par Apne Tolta Hai,
Dariya Ke Paar Yaar Ki Basti Mein Jaan Apni,
Par Raah Mein Jawala Mukhi Dokhaj Ka Khoulta Hai…
Raahon Mein Kon Aa Gaya Kuchh Pata Nahi
Usko Talash Karte Rahe Jo Mila Nahi,
Beaas Khidkiyan Hain Sitare Udas Hain
Aankho Mein Aaj Neend Ka Koshon Pata Nahi,
Main Chup Raha Toh Aur Galat Fahmiyan Badhi
Woh Bhi Suna Hai Usne Jo Maine Kha Nahi,
Man Mein Isi Tarah Hai Bachpan Ki Ek Yaad
Shayad Abhi Kali Ko Hawa Ne Chhua Nahi,
Chehre Par Aansuon Ne Likhi Hai Ek Kahani
Aaina Dekhne Ka Mujhe Hosla Nahi…
When I Am Glad,
You Are In My Smile,
When I Am Sad,
You Are In My Tears,
When I Am Walking,
You Are In My Step,
When I Am Sleeping,
You Are In My Dreams,
I Think These Are Special Feelings,
If I Were An Artist,
I Would Paint My Feelings,
If I Were A Poetess,
I Would Quote My Feelings,
But I Am An Ordinary Girl,
So I Just Say,
I Love You.
TUMHE GAYE HUYE BORSO HOGAYE.
TUMHARI TALASH MAIN HUM DUNIYA MAIN KHO GAYE_______
TUM KEHTE THHE AAWOGE____
DEKHO TUMHARE WADE KO BARSO HOGAY....
AB TO AA BHI JAAO KE HAM EK JHALAK KO TARASTE BARSO HOGAYE...
Kyun Khyalon Mein Mere Chali Aati Ho,
Soye Armano Ko Mere Phir Jagati Ho,
Tum Ko Bhoola Hoon Badi Mushkil Se,
Kyun Zinda Laash Ko Yun Tadpati Ho,
Beshumar Mohabbat Liye Baitha Hun,
Bar-Bar Kyun Imtehaan Liye Jaati Ho,
Ek Wada Tha Kiya, Na Ruswa Karne Ka,
Jan Le Meri, Kyun Ruswa Huyi Jaati Ho,
Na Aayega Sagar Kabhi Teri Rahon Mein,
Kyun Garib Pe Be-Eitbaar Kiye Jaati Ho…
Jakham Dil Mein Jahan Mahkata Hai,
Isi Kyari Mein Tha Gulab Koi,
Rat Bajti Thi Door Sahnayi,
Roya Pikar Bahut Sharab Koi,
Dil Ko Ghere Hain Rojgar Ke Gham,
Raddi Mein Kho Gayi Kitab Koi,
Kon Sa Jakham Kis Ne Diya Hai,
Iska Rakhe Kahan Hisaab Koi,
Fir Main Sunane Laga Hu Is Dil Ki,
Aane Wali Hai Fir Musibat Koi…
Kisne Jaadu Kar Diya Jangle Mein Sab Hairan Hain,
Sukhe Patton Ka Hawa Ki Chaal Udd Nikalna,
Ghatiyon Ke Paar Rahti Hai Woh Vandevi Abhi,
Dekha Hai Purkhon Ne Ghane Van Uska Tahlana,
Darkhaton Ke Ghane Saaye Or Sard Pahad Uff,
Ik Nadi Ka Banana Chotiyan Barf Ki Galna,
Dhundh Mein Doobe Najare Aur Sar Par Chand Bhi,
Hai Sab Ki Khatir Jangalon Ka Falna Fulna,
Karishme Kudrat Ke Charon Aur Bikhre Hain Tamam,
Kaise Rokega Musafir Dil Ka Yun Machlana…
Sukhi Tehni Tanha Chidiya Feeka Chand
Aakhon Ka Sehra Mein Ek Nami Ka Chand
Us Maathe Ko Chume Kitne Din Beete
Jis Maathe Ki Khatir Tha Ik Teeka Chanda
Pehle Tu Lagti Thi Kitni Begana
Kitna Dhundhla Hota Hai Pehli Ka Chand
Kam Ho Kaise In Khushiyon Se Tera Gham
Lehron Mein Kab Behta Hai Nadi Ka Chand
Aao Ab Hum Iske Bhi Tukde Kar Lein
Dhaka, Rawalpindi Aur Dilli Ka Chand…
Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”
Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.
Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”
Hathi b sath dorne laga.
Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”
Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”
Yeh Mujhse Puchhate Hain Doctor Kyu,
Ki Tu Zinda Toh Hai Ab Tak, Magar Kyu,
Jo Rasta Chhod Ke Main Ja Raha Hun,
Usi Raste Par Jati Hai Najar Kyu,
Sunayenge Kabhi Fursat Mein Tumko,
Ki Hum Barson Rahe Hai Darbadar Kyu,
Yahan Bhi Sab Hai Begana Hi Mujhse
Kahun Main Kya Ki Yaad Aaya Hai Ghar Kyu,
Main Khus Rahta Gar Samjha Na Hota,
Ye Duniya Hai Toh Main Deedavar Kyu…
Mili Na Tanhai Shirkat Me Aap Ki
Mili Na Judai Nafrat Me Aap Ki
Huye Begaane Is Azl Se Tamaam Umr Aur
Na Hi Mili Wafai Mohabbat Me Aap Ki
Hame To Mila Wafaa-E-Gham Mohabbat Me Aap Ki
Na Jane Hue Kitne Gunaah Ibadat Mein Aap Ki
Kya Hua Jab Hue Na Shaamil Zindagi Me Aap Ki
Kar Lenge Basar Bas Khwaboan Me Aap Ki
Na Rahi Tamanna Hame Apno Ki
Khatm Hui Zindagi Jab Ghamgeen Sapno Ki
Na Ho Khush Itna Aye “Tanveer”
Zindagi To Hai Sirf Chand Lamho Ki…
An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next…Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohohohooho..hehehe
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
caz de TV is off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?
Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(
Kya Khoob Yeh Safar Chalta Jo Tu Humsafar Milta
Manzil Tou Hum Se Chin He Gayi Ab Tou Raasta Bhi Nahi Milta
Kaash Hota Mumkin Muqqaddar Badal Paana
Par Afsos Ki Taqqdeer Ka Likha Yun Nahi Mit Paata
Pata Tha Tut Jaana Hai Ek Din Fir Bhi Na Jaane Kyun
Har Raat Har Din Naye Khwab Tha Boonta
Tujhe Paane Ki Zid Thi Har Lamha Har Pal
Na Kisi Zulm O Sitam Na Anjaam Ka Darr Tha
Kya Karoon Ki Zor Chalta Nahi Khud Pe
Tujhe Dekh K Bhi Ishq Na Karta Tou Kya Karta
Tu Tha To Tha Yakeen Ki Khuda Bhi Hai Yaheen
Har Sakhsh K Chehre Mein Khuda Nahi Milta
Ab Kya Ibaadat Kya Dua, Kiske Aage Karun Sajda
Kis Kaam Ke Maszid Jab Khuda Hi Na Mil Sakka
Dur Tho Ho Hi Gaye Ho Nazro Se Meri,
Mere Dil Se Durr Hokar Tho Dekho,
Kya Dhadkna Chhod Diya Hme Yaad Karke,
Apne Dil Se Ik Dafa Puch Kr Tho Dekho,
Mana Zindgi K Mod Pe Kai Rah-Guzar Milenge,
Kahega Koi Rqeeb Apko, To Koi Humsafar Kahenge,
Par Hmara Hi Aks Hoga Har Un Chehro Mein,
Kabhi Unke Aankho Se Ankhe Mila Kar To Dekho
Jab Milungi Tumse Khwabo Mein
Mann Me Base Sawalo K Jawab Dhundungi
Phir Se Us Pehli Mulakat Ki Mithas Dhundungi
Tumhe Dekh K Aane Wali Muskan Dhundungi
Dhundungi Fir Tumme Nischal Pehla Pyar
Karte The Jab Tum Har Pal Mera Intezar
Dhundungi Fir Tumme Muje Pyar Se Dekhne Wali Wo Nazar
Goom Rehte The Jisme Duniya Se Bekhabar
Dhundungi Tumme Fir Wahi Jazbato Ka Kona
Muje Dekh Udas Jab, Aa Jata Tha Tumhe Rona
Milungi Jb Tumse Khwabo Me
Puchungi K Kyu Badal Gae Tum
Kyu Mujhe Itna Akela Kar Chhor Gaye Tum
Kyu Na Socha Tumne K Kya Hoga Is Dil Ka
Kyu Kho Gae Tum Jese Koi Jhonka Hawa Ka
Zindagi Meri Badal Kyu Chale Gae Tum
Puchungi Jab Milungi Tumse Khwabo Mein…
Ye Pyari Si Baate Teri,
Ye Pyari Si Aawaz Teri,
Ye Pyari Si Muskan Teri,
Mujhe Pagal He Bana Gayi,
Ye Pyara Sa Ehesas Tera,
Mujko Mujhi Se Chura Le Gaya,
Mera Dil, Churakar Le Jana Tera,
Isi Tarah Has-Has Kar Baate Krna Tera,
Chhoti Chhoti Bato Pe Pareshan Ho Jana Tera,
Or Mujhe Dekhte Hi Khushi Se Muskurana Tera,
Mujse Gale Milkar Mujme Hi Kho Jana Tera,
Meri God Me Sar Rakhkar So Jana Tera,
Pyar Or Dosti Ko Sath Me Tumne Bakhubi Se Nibhaya Hai,
Isi Dilkash Baato Se To Mujhe Pagal Tumne Banaya Hai…