Most hardest, funniest, unforgetable moments in life
~In exam, when ur pen finishes, and still u want to write blunders
~wen ur task is almost finished on computer, n lite goes out
~In a long que, when ur turn comes, respondent says “Times over, sorry”
~Wen u wake up v.late and u have v.short time to go at school/office. N u just wear that shirt, pant n dress that is in washing machine
~Wen ur friend says b4 test, “yara mujhe kuch nai ata” n he got more marks than u
~Wen u have just few coins in ur pocket, and ur friend says, “kyun jigr! phir aj kia khila raha hai?”
~Wen ur friend says, b4 exam time, jigger ye chapter 1 ghantay se kyun parh raha hai, ye tu sir ne churwa dia tha…..
Ghar Ghar Chulha Chowka Karti Karti Suit Silai Maa
Bachhon Khatir Jod Rahi Hai Dekho Payee Payee Maa
Babu Ji Ki Aamad Bhi Kam Upar Se Ye Mehngayee
Tute Chashme Se Ba Mushkil Karti Hai Turpayee Maa
Sehte Sehte Saare Ghar Ki Badhti Jimmewari Ko
Ghat Te, Ghat Te Aaj Bachi Hai Kewal Ek Tihayee Maa
Teeka, Kundal, Hansli, Kangan, Tagri, Nath, Bichuae, Chutki
Beti Ki Shaadi Ki Khatir Sab Girvi Rakh Ayee Maa
Saare Rishte Jhuthe Nikle Matlab Ke The Yaar Sabhi
Kewal Tune Hi Aajeevan Nishchal Preet Nibhayee Maa
Pizza Burger Kab Hote They Meethey Poodey
Deti Thee Roti Par Rakh Kar Shakkar Aur Malai Maa
Darzan Bhar Logo Ka Kunba Phir Bhi Tha Sanjha Chulha
Miljul Kar Rahti Thi Ghar Mein Dadi, Chachi, Tai, Maa
Naam Sabhi Hain Gur Se Meethey Chahe Main Kuch Bhi Boloon
Biji Janni Mataa Mummy Maiya Amma Mayee Maa
Bachha Hi Maksad Hota Hai Maa Ke Jeevan Ka ‘Agyat’
Himmat De Uske Khwabon Ko Deti Hai Unchayee Maa…
Kisne Jaadu Kar Diya Jangle Mein Sab Hairan Hain,
Sukhe Patton Ka Hawa Ki Chaal Udd Nikalna,
Ghatiyon Ke Paar Rahti Hai Woh Vandevi Abhi,
Dekha Hai Purkhon Ne Ghane Van Uska Tahlana,
Darkhaton Ke Ghane Saaye Or Sard Pahad Uff,
Ik Nadi Ka Banana Chotiyan Barf Ki Galna,
Dhundh Mein Doobe Najare Aur Sar Par Chand Bhi,
Hai Sab Ki Khatir Jangalon Ka Falna Fulna,
Karishme Kudrat Ke Charon Aur Bikhre Hain Tamam,
Kaise Rokega Musafir Dil Ka Yun Machlana…
Rafta Rafta Zindgani Ka Safar,
Zindagi Bhar Tanha Sooni Rahgujar,
Dekhiye Kab Talak Chale Yeh Silsila Bhi,
Ab Nahin Aana Hai Woh Ronak Magar,
Kisi Ko Apna Banana Bhi Jaruri,
Kisi Ke Dar Mein Bheege Najar,
Mout Ke Din Kis Ke Darwaje Mrenge,
Chahiye Hai Aadmi Ko Apna Ghar,
Safar Chahat Ka Nahin Hai Baaki Koi,
Nahi Ab Toh Raha Kuchh Khone Ka Dar…
Sahte Sahte Gham Se Yaari Hi Gayi,
Saari Duniya Hi Hamari Ho Gayi,
Jab Se Dil Toota Samajh Paaye Yahi,
Zindagi Ki Sah Sawari Ho Gayi,
Mithi Baaton Ke Jamane Lad Gaye,
Jubaane Saari Dudhari Ho Gayi,
Ein Bachpan Se Shuru Hokar Abhi Tak,
Har Fajihat Baari Baari Ho Gayi,
Duniyadari Bhanvar Kaisa Bhayanak,
Umar Bhar Ki Giraftari Ho Gayi…
Sabhi Se In Dino Rutha Hua Sa Lagta Hu
Main Apne Aap Ko Ab Bewafa Sa Lagta Hu,
Tamam Raat Main Girati Huyi Haweli Mein
Dilon Se Nikali Huyi Baddua Sa Lagta Hu,
Mainwoh Khajan Hu Hakdar Jiski Duniya Hai
Hajr Hisso Mein Banta Hua Sa Lagta Hu,
Meri Talash Badstur Abhi Bhi Jaari Hai
Woh Mil Gaya Hai Main Khoya Hua Sa Lagta Hu,
Meri Hansi Se Udasi Se Ke Phool Khilta Hain
Main Sab Ke Saath Hu Lekin Juda Sa Lagta Hu…
Hum Jaise Musafiron Ka Safar Intezaar Hai
Sabhi Khidkiyon Ke Saamne Lambi Katar Hai,
Vhamkili Sabj Aankhe Bahut Door Ja Chuki
Kin Ghantiyon Ka Raston Ko Intezar Hai,
Aawaj Fadfada Ke Wahin Dafan Ho Gayi
Seene Mein Shayad Koi Bijli Ka Taar Hai,
Suraj Kalam Sar Hai Jamin Ke Sahid Ka
Yeh Dhoop Uske Jard Badan Ki Bahar Hai,
Aayi Ninda Woh Udte Sitare Udhar Mude
In Baadliyon Ke Pichhe Koi Pahad Hai…
Dekhne Se Hi Aa Jata Hai Nasha,
Toh Pine Ki Kya Jarurat Hai,
Hoton Se Mat Laga Sanam,
Baasi Bhi Ho Sakti Hai Jhuti Bhi,
Nashe Se Bhari Botal,
Khud Nahin Naachati Sanam ,
Use Kamar Mein Haath Dalne,
Wale Ka Intezaar Jo Rahta Hai,
Sirf Chhuna Hai Agar Tujhko,
Toh Tasveer Se Chhu Lu,
Chhune Ke Baad Ki Tamannao Ka Kya Hoga,
Aapki Adalat Mein,
Meri Kitab Ki Pesi Hai,
Faisla Aap Ke Haath Mein Hai,
Meri Takdeer Kaisi Hai….
Ye Kaisi Tanhaayi Hai,
Aas Paas Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi Hai,
Itna Hai Zindagi Me Sannatta,
Ye Kaisi Khaamoshi Ne Hai Mujhe Kaata,
Na Koi Aarzoo Na Dil Me Koi Tammana,
Kya Ye Akelapan Hi Hai Mere Jeevan Ki Kitaab Ka Aakhiri Panna…
Ye Kaisi Maayusi Hai Chhayi,
Aas Paas Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi,
Khwaabo K Parinde Udne Se Pehle Hi Darr Gye,
Kya Mere Khwaab Saans Lene Se Phle Hi Mar Gye…
Na Dil Me Koi Umeed Hai Na Koi Aasha,
Lagta Hai Kabhi Zindagi Me Kya Hai Maine Taraasha…
Ye Kaisi Bebasi Hai Chhayi,
Aas Pass Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi,
Hoth Bhi Sil Gaye Hai Mere Chupi Saadh Kar,
Kya Yuhi Jeena Hai Muje Khud Se Haar Kar…
Kaid Hu Iss Tanhaayi Main Najaane Kab Se,
Din Geen-Ne Chhod Diye Hain Maine Ab Se,
Ye Kaisi Hai Tanhaayi Chhayi,
Aas Pass Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi…
Dekho Aaj Fir Kismat Ka Faisla Mere Hisse Me Aaya Hai
Wo Sapno Ka Mehboob Ab Haqiqat Me Utar Aaya Hai
Uff Kya Adaaye Uski, Kya Kaatilana Uska Andaaz Hai
Jese Chand Khud Aasman Chor Zamee Par Aaya He
Ab Ki Zid He Samalu Us Chand Ko Khud Me Par Yaaro
Usne Ab Tak Is Sitaare Ki Mohabbat Ko Na Jana Hai
Uske Liye To Me Bhi Ek Aam Sitara Hu Aur Sitaaro Ki Tarah
Hai Kitna Aziz Wo Mere Liye Ab Us Chand Ko Ye Batana Hai
Roshni Uski To Har Sitaare Par Padti He Par Yahi Tamanna Hai
Ek Din Uski Roshni Par Bas Sirf Aur Sirf Mera Haq Jamana Hai
Ha Wo Meri Hogi Ab Ki Yakeen Apni Kismat Par Bhi Hone Laga Hai
Kyuki Badi Muddato Ke Baad Meri Kismat Ne Muje Pehchana Hai
Tamanna To Bahut He Dil Me Par Sabse Aziz Kuch Ye He Yaaro
Jhuk-Kar Uske Kadmo Me Use Apni Mohabbat Ka Khuda Banana Hai…
Safar Mein Dhoop Toh Hogi Jo Chal Sako Toh Chalo,
Sabhi Hain Bheed Mein Tum Nikal Sako Toh Chalo,
Yahan Kisi Ko Koi Rasta Nahin Deta,
Mujhe Gira Ke Tum Sambhal Sako Toh Chalo,
Har Ek Safar Ko Hai Mahfooj Raasto Ki Talash,
Hifajato Ki Ravayaj Badal Sako Toh Chalo,
Yahi Hai Zindagi Kuchh Khwab Chand Ummiden,
Inhi Khilono Se Tum Bhi Bahal Sako Toh Chalo,
Kisi Ke Waste Rahein Kahan Badlati Hain,
Tum Apne Aapko Khud Hi Badal Sako Toh Chalo…
Ek Din Jab Beet Jayega Yeh Pal,
Ek Din Jab Yaad Karoge Yeh Pal,
Ek Din Hum Bhi Honge,Shayed Ek Yaad Ka Hissa,
Shochenge Jab Bethkar,Jaane Kon Pagal Si Ladki Thi,
Ek Jhalli Si Ladki Thi,Jane Kya Kya Wo Kehti Thi,
Kabhi Chup Na Rahti Thi,Mohabbat Humse Krti Thi,
Aur Ye Kehti Bhi Rehti Thi,
Hamein Tumse Mohobbat Nahin,
Kahi Tum Door Na Hona,Ki Hum Fir Jee Na Payenge,
Ek Pal Bhi Jo Roothe Tu Hum Toh Mar Hi Jayenge,
Fir Khatam Huyi Sab Baatein,Nikal Aaye Hum Aage,
Chhudakar Daaman Hum Unse,Chale Aaye Hum Aage…
Yun Kabhi Kabhi Toh Najara Karenge Hum,
Pahna Karo Naqab Utara Karenge Hum,
Mahtaab Ki Jami Pe Aaine Ko Dekhna,
Jab Naam Lekar Tujhko Pukara Karenge Hum,
Humse Ebadato Mein Kami Rah Gayi Agar,
Rah Rah Kar Apne Mathe Pe Mara Karenge Hum,
Manjilo Se Agar Na Mil Saka Koi Jawab,
Mud Mud Ke Tera Naam Pukara Karenge Hum,
Wakt E Sahar Jo Raat Ki Low Jhilmila Gayi,
Uth Uth Ke Teri Julfe Sanvara Karenge Hum….
Fitraton Ke Dor Se Dil Bhar Gaya,
Chada Dariya Bin Baat Utar Gaya,
Ek Nanhe Fool Sa Aaya Chaman Mein,
Aadmi Ho Baad Mein Pathar Gaya,
Dekhne Layak Bahut Kuchh Tha Jahan Mein,
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Woh Mar Gaya,
Apni Apni Najar Ka Toh Najara Hai,
Dara Sahma Vakt Aaj Gujar Gaya,
Aajkal Kuchh Alag Duniya Ke Tarike,
Judte Judte Duniya Ka Honsala Hi Bikhar Gaya…
Apne College Mein Bahut Magroor Jo Mashoor Hai,
Dil Mera Kahta Hai Us Ladki Mein Hai Chahat Bahut,
Unke Chehre Chand Taaron Ki Tarah Roshan Huye,
Jin Garibon Ke Yahan Husn E Kifayat Hai Bahut,
Hum Se Ho Sakti Nahin Duniya Ki Duniya Dariyan,
Ishq Ki Deewar Ke Shaaye Mein Rahat Hai Bahut,
Dhoop Ki Chadar Mere Suraj Se Kahna Bhej De,
Gurbaton Ka Dour Hai Jaadon Ki Musibat Hai Bahut,
Un Andheron Mein Jahan Sahmi Huyi Thi Yeh Jamin,
Raat Se Tanha Lada Jugnu Mein Himmat Hai Bahut…
Bhanwara Gulshan Mein Foolo Ka Maja Leta Hai,
Kaliyo Ko Dekhta Hai Intezar Ki Najron Se,
Baharein Toh Aayengi Aura Chali Jayengi Sanam,
Bhanwara Wahin Rahega Jahan Gulshan Hai Uska,
Na Kuchh Hum Samajhe Na Tum Samajhe,
Isq Ho Gaya,
Tumhaare Naseeeb Se Ya Hamaare Naseeb Se,
Mohabbat Ko Chhupane Se Ghabrahat Hoti Hai,
Juba Se Nahi To Najro Se Hi Bayaa Kar Do…
Mitti Ke Khilone Hain Yeh Tutenge Toh Jarur,
Kudrat Ki Bandishen Hain Nahin Kisi Ka Kasoor,
Is Aasmaan Ke Neeche Kya Kya Bicha Hua Hai,
Kuchh Sajavat Pass Mein Kuchh Basahat Door,
Safar Sadiyo Ke Chalenge Lakh Roke Hastiyaa,
Badi Lambi Rahgujar Hai Vakt Thak Kar Choor,
Aadmi Ki Asliyat Se Khuda Bhi Anjaan Hai,
Kabhi Toh Ahi Buland Maksad Kabhi Hai Majbur,
Aa Ka Sach Dekhna Hai Kal Ki Baatein Chhodiye,
Jaani Dushman Aaj Kal Tak Tha Najar Ka Noor…
Sad Shayari
Koi Deewana Kehta Hai Koi Pagal Samjhta Hai
Magar Dharti Ki Bechaini Ko Bas Badal Samjhta Hai
Main Tujhse Dur Kaisa Hu,Tu Mujhse Dur Kaisi Hai
Yeh Tera Dil Samjhta Hai Ya Mera Dil Samjhta Hai
Mohobbat Ek Ehsason Ki Paawan Si Kahaani Hai
Kabhi Kabir Deewana Tha Kabhi Meera Diwaani Hai
Yahaan Sab Log Kehte Hain Meri Aakho Mein Aansu Hai
Jo Tu Samjhe Toh Moti Hain Jo Na Samjhe To Paani Hai
Bahut Bikhra Bahut Toota Thapede Seh Nahi Paaya
Hawaaon Ke Ishaaron Par Magar Main Beh Nahi Paaya
Adhoora AnSuna Hi Reh Gaya Yoon Pyaar Ka Kissa
Kabhi Tum Sun Nahi Paaye, Kabhi Main Keh Nahin Paaya
Bhramar Koi Kumudni Par Machal Baitha Toh Hungama
Humare Dil Mein Koi Khwaab Pal Baitha Toh Hungama
Abhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohobbat Ka
Main Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha Toh Hungama
Main Uska Hun Wo Is Ehsaas Seinkaar Karta Hai
Bhari Mehfil Mein Bhi Ruswaa Har Baar Karta Hai
Yaki Hai Saari Duniya Ko Khafa Hai Humse Woh Lekin
Mujhe Maaloom Hai Phir Bhi Mujhi Se Pyaar Karta Hai
Main Jab Bhi Tez Chalta Hoon Nazaare Chhut Jate Hain
Koi Jab Roop Gadhta Hoon To Saanche Toot Jate Hain
Main Rota Hoon To Aakar Log Kandha Thap-Thapate Hain
Main Hasta Hoon To Mujhse Log Aksar Rooth Jate Hain
Mat Poooch Ki Kya Haal Hai Mera Tere Aage
Tu Dekh Ke Kya Rang Hain Tera Mere Aage
Samandar Peed Ka Andar Hai Lekin Ro Nahi Sakta
Yeh Aansu Pyaar Ka Moti Hain Isko Kho Nahi Sakta
Meri Chahat Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le
Jo Mera Ho Nahi Paaya Woh Tera Ho Nahi Sakta
Sazi Hai Khushnuma Mehfil Sabhi Dildaar Bethe Hain
Jidhar Dekho Udhar Hi Ishq Ke Bimar Bethe Hain
Hanseeno Ki Adaon Pe Sabhi Dil Haar Bethe Hain
Hazaron Mar-Mite Aur Sainkron Tayaar Bethe Hain
Woh Sochti Hai Ki Pyar Mein,
Shirf Wohi Udas Hai Yaaro,
Kaise Batayen Use Ki,
Hum Kayi Raaton Se Theek Se Soye Nahin,
Or Kitni Baar Humne,
Unki Yaad Mein Aansu Bahaye Hain,
Kya Karein Kambakhat,
Aansu Rahte Nahin Gir Ke Sukh Jaate Hain,
Varna Hum Unhe Apne Aansu,
Dikha Ke Apni Mohabbat Ke Bade Sabut Dete…