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  • सब बोलते :speaking_head: है यार :relaxed: बता वो :person_with_blond_hair: ‍कैसी है,
    तो यारों :two_men_holding_hands: सुनो:ear:,
    दिखने :v: मैं भोली है,
    लेकिन बंदूक :gun: कि गोली :pill: है, कभी फ़ोन :iphone:
    बीजी रहा तो डायरेक्ट
    ब्रेकअप :broken_heart: कि धमकी :joy: देती :broken_heart: है..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Boy Called Customer care A girl picked up the phone Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai Boy:thank u Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?? Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar Girl: not interested Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai?? Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai. Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai, Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi…
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • एक छोरा सिगरेट पी रहा था. तभी सामने से उसका बाप आ गया. लड़के ने बाप को अपनी तरफ आते देखा तो डर के मारे सिगरेट को पैन्ट की जेब मे छुपा लिया.... . बाप : तूँ सिगरेट पी रहा था। . छोरा : नही तो, . बाप : तो फिर तुम्हारी पैन्ट से ये धुँआ क्यू निकल रहा है? . . . छोरा : आपने बात ही झाट सुलगाने वाली की है पापाजी!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Sote hue ko jagayenge hum Aap ki ninde churayenge hum Har waqt sms kar ke satayenge hum Aap ko aayega ghussa Lekin… Uss ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum...
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • भाईसाब ???? दिल :broken_heart: तो तब टूटता है :confounded:,
    जब आप :sunglasses: किसी शादी :sparkles::couple_with_heart::sparkles:
    में जाओ और ढंग की लड़की :woman: ना दिखे.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • Teachr=Beta Batao Ki “Fast” “Faster”, “Fastest” Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge? Studnt= “Bhaag” “Taiz Bhaag” . . . “Bhaag Teri Maa Ki…”;)
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai - This Valentine day bring your wife, get 25 % discount on food... Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount, Bring your lover and get 40 % discount ..... If you can bring all 3 at same time, entire bill & one month complimentary stay at LILAVATI HOSPITAL will be paid by management. ��������
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • 1) Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h … jo pehle usse rosan karte h 2) Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard 3) Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera 4) Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain 5) Life is too short to waste on hating other people. 6) Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye 7) “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter. 8) Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hu 9) Distance doesn’t matter in true love. 10) Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein 11) Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main 12) Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar 13) Your smile is the key of my heart. 14) I am not drunk, I’m in love. 15) Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare karti h 16) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • गर्लफ्रेंड : मुझे माफ कर दो जानू , आज मुझे तुमसे एक बात कहनी है ? बॉयफ्रेंड :- हाँ तो कह दो न डिअर ? गर्लफ्रेंड :- मैंने कुछ तुमसे छुपाया है , वो क्या है कि मेरी मंगनी हो चुकी है.. अगले हफ्ते मेरी शादी होने वाली है.... हमने इतना वक्त साथ गुजारा, फेसबुक पर लम्बी लम्बी बातें करी , खूब फिल्में देखीं, डेटिंग की चैटिंग की और........!! . . ... . . ब्वॉयफ्रेंड : बस-बस , पगली , अब रुलाएगी क्या... कोई बात नहीं चल, आज मैं भी तुम्हें अपने बच्चों से मिलवाता हूं.....
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • दूर से इश्क का कमाल देख मेरे ख्याल में अपनी मिसाल देख आ कर देख नज़दीक से ऑंखें मेरी मेरे जवाब देख अपने सवाल देख....
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • 1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha Girl :- Haan Bolo...... Boy:-I likeu do u like me Girl:- yes, no, yes, no.... Boy:- I Love You Very Much.. You are MyWorld. Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u Ladka Rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai... . Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai.. . Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga, . par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta.. . 1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai. Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha . Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti to tum use kyu pyar karta hai? tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi. . "Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya, Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi.. Ladke Ne Bola :- . "HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI MAGAR KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha: Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai.. Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein? Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the.. Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye! Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’! Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • जब महसूस हो कि सारा शहर तुमसे जलने लगा है... समझ लेना तुम्हारा नाम चलने लगा है.....
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • *Sends a flying kiss* *Runs to the other side* *catches the flying kiss* ----------/-------------- 2 min silence for the boys who gifted costly teddy bears of like 900-1000rs to their crush and are still single. xD aur banlo romeo bc.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jankar anjan banna acha lagta hai Mujhe unko aapne liye pareshan kar na acha lagta hai. Karte hai woh mujse pyar ka igrar Ek hi baat bar bar sunna acha lagta hai
  • 9 years ago



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  • Mujhe Khamosh Rahon Mein Tera Saath Chahiye, Tanha Hai Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye… Hasrat-E-Zindagi Ko Teri Hi Sougaat Chahiye, Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Tera Hi Saath Chahiye Happy Propose Day!!! Good Relations are just like “Water” No Colour , No Shape, No Smell, NO Taste. But Still Very Very “Important” For Life. Happy Propose Day 2015 TO LOVE SOME ONE IS NOTHING, TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE IS SOMEONE, BUT TO BE LOVED BY THE ONE YOU LOVE IS EVERYTHING. Happy Propose Day !!
  • 9 years ago



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