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  • Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 ghr (house) the ..3no me aag lag gayi .. 1 ghr - jhopdi tha 2nd - cement ka . 3rd - glass ka . To ambulance aayega sabse pehle konse ghr ka aag bujhayega ... . . . . . Ans ...ambulace aag nahi bujati...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अजीब सी "दिल" की हालत है, अभी आराम था, लो अभी बेकरार है, होश है फिर भी कैसी ये "गफलत" है.? जिससे "दूर" जाना चाहता है उसी से "प्यार" है.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ग्रुप के सभी सदस्य से निवेदन है कम से कम एक पोस्ट तो रोज करे। ताकि हमें ये पता चले की आप का नेट चालू हे। और पोस्ट ना करने की दिशा मै ये समजा जायेगा की घोडा तो ले आये पर घास के पैसे नहीं........
    • 10 years ago



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  • gabbr sing ke gar jab ek ladka peda hota hai tab uski ma jor se chata marti hai tab ajubaju vale puchte hai ki kyu mara uski ma bolti hai ki sala muje bolta he kitne admi the....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jankar anjan banna acha lagta hai Mujhe unko aapne liye pareshan kar na acha lagta hai. Karte hai woh mujse pyar ka igrar Ek hi baat bar bar sunna acha lagta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Holi hai rango ka tyohar, holi ke is khas mauke ko yun hi na gavaiye. Kisi se apni mohobbat ka izhaar karne ka isse achha mauka bhala aur kya ho sakta hai…To apnaiye ye 5 rangeele upaay, aur rangon ke is tyohar ko hamesha ke liye yaadgar bana lijiye… 1. Use sirf hara rang hi lagao, hara rang sachhe pyar ki nishani hai. 2. Use jab rang lagao to uske saare chehre ko aise ghiso jaise usne kai saalon se nahi nahaya ho, use mehsoos hona chahiye ki tum kya batana chaah rahe ho. 3. Pehle use Chips, Gujhia, Bhang ke Pakore Dahi Bhalle ityaadi khilao, baad mein aisa rango jaisa aaj tak kisi ne na ranga ho. Khali pet rangoge to ishq ka asar kam hoga. 4. Use apni god mein uthakar paani ke toube mein phenk do. Aur jab phenko to use bhi lagna chahiye ki tumhare baajuon mein kitna dum hai. 5. Gaay ke gobar se holi khelo, hum vachan dete hain, uske baad wo tumhare saath jo karegi, tum use zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakoge. :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye. GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. BF: Kya pucha??? GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai.. --- The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend Is: . . . . . . . . . . . "Khao Meri Kasam !! ---- MOdern DefinitiOn Of a " BOy Friend " . . . . . . . . . . . A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • अरे #मेरी :bride_with_veil_tone1: जान :kissing_heart: उम्र भर साथ:couple: #निभाऊंगा :heavy_check_mark:तेरा...:point_up_2_tone4:मैं वो नहीं :x:जो #जियो :black_joker:के चक्कर :innocent:में अपने :point_right:�#Airtel :flower_playing_cards:के सिम :point_left:�को निकाल फेकूं:grimacing:....:wink:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhula ke mujhko agar tum bhi ho salamat, To bhula k tujko smbhalna muje b aata hai Nahi hain meri fitrat mein ye aadat warna, Teri tarah badalna mujhe bhi aata hain…!!! Yad rakhna zindagi bhar meri ye bat.. Warna bahut pachtayegi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Give It Another Try…. OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat. This Is Cool. SCROLL DOWN Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? whatsapp puzzle quiz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main khud apni shayari ko kiya accha kahon? Mujh ko teri tarif teri daad chahiye, Ehsas-E-mohabbat tumhare waste hai, Lekin junoon-E-ishq ko teri her sougaat chahiye! Logon ko saanson ki chahe ho zarurat Mujhe jeene k liye sirf Tera "SAATH" chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..? kahan h pen? boy- jabse tumhe dekha.. kya copy kya pen? . Tere mast-mast 2 nain, mere dil ka le gye chain, gayab h copy or kho gye pen!
    • 10 years ago



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  • कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना, जिस दिन खिलोगे टूट कर बिखर्र जाओगे । जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो; जिस दिन तराशे गए "खुदा" बन जाओग
    • 10 years ago



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  • भाईसाब ???? दिल :broken_heart: तो तब टूटता है :confounded:,
    जब आप :sunglasses: किसी शादी :sparkles::couple_with_heart::sparkles:
    में जाओ और ढंग की लड़की :woman: ना दिखे.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:

    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Funny Marriage SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • किसी ने मुझसे पूँछा "कैसी है अब जिंदगी".... मैने मुस्कुरा कर जवाब दिया..... "वो खुश है".....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai, Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi…
    • 10 years ago



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