Funny Jokes

Chota Bachcha: Uncle Gora Karne Wali Kreem Hai ? Dukandar: Han Hai! Chota Bachchato: Sale Lgata Q Nahi Mai Roj Dar Jata Hu !

10 years ago

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Golu in firebrigad Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h G-pani dalo L-dala,aag nai bujhi G-fir hum akar kya karenge hum bi to pani hi dalenge

10 years ago

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Aaj to bahot khush honge aap? . . . . Kyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . aur barish me to . . . . sab hi mendak khush hote hain

10 years ago

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Short love story.. Boy to Girl :- i love you Girl:- shakal dekhi hai apni ?? . . Boy:- shakal pe mat ja mere pass 2 petrol pump aur 3 gas cylinder connection hai.. :D Girl:- awww I love you too

10 years ago

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उधर आलिया भट्ट का कहना है कि…
जब केजरीवाल को LG से इतनी ही दिक्कत है तो…
Samsung या Sony क्यूं नहीं Try करते

10 years ago

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Height Of Thinking Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. .. . . . . . . 1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!. . . . . 2nd Friend: No Waaaaays ! If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again We Have To Study From ’Pre Nursery’

10 years ago

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??

10 years ago

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Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi. Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

10 years ago

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Munna Bhai:- Agar Bina Danto Ka Kutta Kate
to Kya Karna Chahiye…???
Circuit:- Simple Bhai…
Bina Sui Ka Injection Lene Ka..!!! ????

10 years ago

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Like karo life banao nahi to. Plz like karo yr.

10 years ago

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Palak farah khan . . . Farah khan palak . . Palak . . . Kapil . . . kapil sidhuji . . . . Sidhuji , . . Naya ghar . . . naya ghar . . . Naya road . . Crosing . .road . . .jebkatra Crossing. . . Naya road.....

10 years ago

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Boy went 2 Drop Aunti, Aunti - Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke pass so jao. Boy - anti sofe per so jaunga NEXT MRNG A HOT Girl Making A tea Boy - AAP ? GRL - i m bitu & u ? Boy - ULLU ka PATHA..!!

10 years ago

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Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......?? . . Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.” . . . . . Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho

10 years ago

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Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..? Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!

10 years ago

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Ek Ladka ek ladki ko Ganit ( Maths ) sikha raha tha .. pehle usne ladki ke gaal pat kiss kiya aur phir dubara usi gaal par kiss karke bola ise kehte hai ' Jama ' ( PLUS) phir ladki ne ladke ko kiss kiya.. ladka bola ise kehte hai - ' Ghata ( MINUS ) phir ladke aur ladki ne ek dusre ko kiss kiya aur bola ise kehte hai Guna ( MULTIPLY) karna. .. itne me ladki ke pita jee aa gaye aur ladke ki pitai karke bole.. beta ise kehte hai ' Vibhajan ' ( DIVIDE ) :P

10 years ago

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Aaj Ka Vichar .

कुछ लोग धर्म के नाम पर लड़ते हैं, कुछ धन के नाम पर
तो कुछ जाति के नाम पर..

*सिर्फ पति-पत्नी ही हैं जो निस्वार्थ भाव से बेवजह लड़ते हैं*।।

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley::joy::smiley::wink:

8 years ago

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Jab rat ki tanhai me aapki Wife aapko tang kare.? Aapko apne pair dabane, Malish krne k liye majbur kre.? Or phr chupke se aapke kan me kahe. "SAWAMI" Kuch kro na.....? Tab music bajao apni wife ko nachao. Or Rat Shuhani bnao

10 years ago

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Ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko Par jaane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi poochha karti thi Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Yeh ON kaise hota hai . aur main sirf yehi kehta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai.

10 years ago

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भ्रष्टाचार मुक्त भारत . . और ..... . . टैग मुक्त फेसबुक ये सपना कब साकार होगा ....??

10 years ago

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हे भगवान मुझे कुछ भी मत दो चलेगा.

लेकिन
मेरी मम्मी को
एक ‪#‎beautiful‬ बहु मिलनी चाहिए…
:girl::woman::girl::woman::princess::bride_with_veil::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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