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  • Arz Kiya Hai . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah Wah. . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah Wah....! Lenkin Lekin... In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo Seyyy!!!:):d:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapka style Aapki smile Aapki aankhen Aapki baatein Aapka bolna Aapka chalna Aapka muskurana Aapka sharmana Aapka aandaz Uff ALLAH. . . Koi 1 to theek kar lo?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yoga teacher Pappu se: "batao subse zyada sukoon kab milta hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" poty karne k baad :-p :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • ............ARZ KIYA HAI............. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me . Ki cheenti bhi ab kheench le jati hain char payi se,..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
    उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

    उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

    ” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

    कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
    :grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? , Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? , Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
    • 10 years ago



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  • Matlabi Duniya Ke Log Khade Hai, :: Hatho Me Patthar Lekar... :: Mai Kaha Tak Bhagu, :: Shishe Ka Muqqadar Lekar..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Durion ki na parvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zayada apse Bas ek bottle MAZAA Aur 5 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye By - m.jaswant
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ? LADKI: M.G.ROAD banta: ITNI KHUBSURAT HOKAR BHI ROAD PARRAHTI HO MERE GHAR CHALO NA....
    • 10 years ago



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  • TATA ko ab pata chala ki NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai.. 1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti. And 2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • teen ghade the 1 : t.v dekh raha tha 2: khana kha raha tha 3: . ,,,,,,, ........ ...... ....... ........ ........ .. ........ ....... ....... sms padh rahahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachcha Har Roz Maths Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Hai Teacher Ki Wife-kitni Bar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hai, Bar Bar Phone Kyu Karte Ho? Bachcha- Sun K Achcha Lagta Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola : BOY:- Sendil To Bahot Achi Pehni Hai. . . Girl :- Utar Kar Dikhau Kya ?? . . BOY :- Lo... Is Se Zyada Acchi To Top Pehni Hai....:P :D . . . . Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked .........
    • 10 years ago



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