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  • Jaane Wo Din Kab Aayengey ? . . . . . . . . Jab Mehndi wale Hath, Mujhe SUNDAY KI SUBAH Uthaengy... . . . "jaanu Chaliye Uthiye na, aaj mummy k ghar jana hai' ;) :*
    • 10 years ago



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  • "PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.. God:- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. . Pehla:- "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai. . Dusra:-"Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. . . . . Teesra:- "Maine ENGINEERINGki PADHAI KI HAI." . God:- "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.." :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do.. . . . . . . Maine kaha:" Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.. ?? . . Woh boli:" Chala aap lena.. main picche baith jaungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ajeeb system hai India ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neend girlfriend ko nahi aati and jagna boyfriend ko padta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..... agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ay Chand Taro Zra Inko ek Hath Maro,. Bistr Se Inko Nichey Utaro,. Kro In k Sath Ab Tm Fight,. kyu k Ye So Rhe The Bina Kahe "Gud NI8"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
    • 10 years ago



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  • राजू: पत्नी को बेगम क्यूं कहते है? बीरू: क्यूंकि शादी के बाद सारे गम पति के और पत्नी तो बे-गम हो जाती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवी बोली....
    English बोलणी आवै है....
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    मैं बोल्या...
    बोलण का तो पता नहीं ....
    लेकिन पीणी:beers: जरूर आवै है..!:smile::yum:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Murga:-I LOVE U..... Murgi:-ha ha ha.... Murga:-mein tere liye kuch vi kar sakta hu.. Murgi:-really???? Murga:-yes, kya karu batao??? . . . batauu..... . . . . Murgi:-chal anda de.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio Chale Jate Ho Husband: Taki Bahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरी और मेरे चार्जर की हालात एक जैसी हैं...
    मैं सारा दिन फोन में घुसा रहता हु और चार्जर मेरे फोन में...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tumhare liye chand taare todkar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialogue hai . 3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga . . . Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai muje :( :* =P =)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein Khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein Kadha rehta hein, Tera baapkahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, Tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl: Koun Ho Tum, Boy: Hasrat Tumhari, G: Chahte Kya Ho B: Mohbat Tumhari G: Pachtaoge Tum B: Kismt Hmari G: Maried Hu M Boy: To Pahle Hi Bak Deti Manhus Nari..,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
    • 10 years ago



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