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  • Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga 1)Munna Bhai c++ 2)kabhi CD kabhi floppy 3)Hamara Mouse apke paas he 4)Software Mil Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitna mausam suhana hai, thandi- thandi Baris ka ana jana hai, kuchh sms kar liya karo varna, is balance se kya apni shadi ka card chhapbana hai PN
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef kartehuey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. Ab mai kya batau? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karneja rha tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "2 लडकिया बस में सीट के लिये लड़ रही थी कंडेक्टर आया और कहा लड़ो मत जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाओ फिर क्या देखना सारे रास्ते भर दोनों खड़ी रही और कहने लगी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ नह़ी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • 1 Ladki Ki Death Ke Baad Uski Friend Uske Boyfriend Ke Pass Gayi Or Boli, "Kya Main Uski Jagah Le Skti Hu......??" . . Superb Answer . . . . Boyfrnd- "Muje Koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch Lo.":p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Ek haath mei kitni ungli hoti hai? BOY:- 6. GIRL:- 4. Teacher:- Tum dono ko kitni bar kaha hai ki Underwear mein haath dalkar mat gina karo... Samje to thoko like Warna Pogo zindabad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bunty Ka Dost Uske Ghar Pehli Baar Gaya! Yaar Bunty, Tera Ladka Ekdam Tere Jaisa Dikhta Hai. Banti: Arey Dheere Bol Marvaiga Kya, Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai, Ghar Me Khelne Aya Hai...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamini Ladkiya Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge.. . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan.. apni behen ke saath hi chala jaa...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Student : Mujhe..???!!! Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.. .Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student : 20 Sir : Kaise..? Student : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuhe Ka Chehra Suhaana Lagta Hai, Chuhiya Ka To Dil Deewana Lagta Hai, Pal Bhar Main Kaise Kutarte Hai Kapde, Ab To Har Kapdaa Purana Lagta Hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • BANTA ne FACEBOOK pe account banaya… usko ye samajh nai aaya ki WALL pe kya likhe… Bohot sochney ke baad usne likha . . . YAHAN SUSU KARNA MANA HAI…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arzz hai: . woh mujhe dur se hi dekh ke dupatta sambhal leti hai.! . . . mein hairan hu is baat se.. — — — — — . . . . . . . . → ki itni dur se woh mera kaminapan kaise pehchan leti hai :O Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • हेलमेट न पहनने पर 250 रु दंड में लेने की
    बजाय…..
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    जिसने हेलमेट पहना है उसे 100 रु ईनाम दो
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    फिर देखो 4 दिनों में पूरा भारत सुधर
    जाएगा….!!!
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    सोच बदलो देश बदलेगा….
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!! What do you call a bee that has come from America ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "USB" No claps plz.....:-P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • KARINA aur KATRINA dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai,Q? Socho! Socho! Nhi pata na? . . . Qki dono ke naam me RIN ata hai. RIN de chamkane vali safedi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to santa: is line ko angrezi me translate karo. Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya. Santa : he done his work and done dana done done..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar: Thakurrrrrr Ye mobile Hamko De De.... . . Thakur : Ja Ja Hath Pag Ni Masti Hoy mobile Ni Masti Na Hoy...!! Tari bhabhi na msg 6 andr.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der Se.. Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji Uske spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil khol k paap kro. Q ki nark me bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud diwaro pe baithe hai.. So ENjoy UR LIFE
    • 10 years ago



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