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  • Uljhan Agar koi Aa Jaye toh Humse na Chhupana,Sath na de Zuban toh Aankho se batana,Har kadam par saath hein Hum Aapke,DOST banaya hai toh HAQ Zaroor Jatana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Ur Wife At The Same Time, Whom Would U Save..? Santa: Ofcourse The Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha: Yaar Malik Bahut Marta h Dog: Ghar Chod de. Gadha: Nahi yaar ! Wo hamesa apni Beti se bolta h "Teri" shadi Gadhe se kar Dunga Bas isi umid me Baitha hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार 1 इसाई पादरी और 1 हिन्दू साधू मेँ बहस हो गयी. पादरी गुस्से मेँ बोला- मुझे लोग"फादर" कहते है,"फादर" का मतलब समझते हो?फादर मतलब "बाप" होता है . . साधू मुस्कुराते हुए- मुझे लोग"बाबा" कहते है, बाबा का मतलब समझते हो "बाप का बाप" होता है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls Collage me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.. "HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam funda- Kisi ko kisi bhi exams me Pass karwana ho to mujhe Rs.15OOO Aur uska Roll number send kar dena . . . . . . Mai uske liye DUA karunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumi Amr Cokher Moni, Nodir Buker Dew, Tumi Cara Moner Betha, Bujbe Na R Kew. Tumi Amr Nil Akaser, Purnimar e Chand, Tumar Kotha Vabi Ami, Jege Sara Rat....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chiti:-Hathi tum itne bade kyo ho? Hathi:-I m complan boy. Hathi:-Chiti tum itni choti kyo ho? Chiti:-Jhandu kesri jeevan, badhti umar mano tham si jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu - Mujhe Apki Beti Se Shadi Karni Hai. Baap - Teri Aukat To Uska Toilet Paper Kharidne Ki B Nahi Hai... . . . Pappu - Accha!!! Itna Hagti Hai, To Rehne Do....:d ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...* hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bar ek kutea ko 1 murge se pyar ho jata hai..fer oun dono ke shade ho jate hai..thore daer bar murge k bacha hota hai....bachea ka ser ada kute ka ho ada insan kar hota hai..kutaa os ko dakh kar chok jata hai...or murgi se puch ta hai..murgi khate hai ajab pyar ke gagab khani hahahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai. Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho? Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar! Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Everyone Mst Read 1 Sachhi Ghatna :- Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Ruh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe Dehradun Me 17 Sal Ki Masoom Ladki, Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The . Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Fusla Kr . . Usse Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… “Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Prem Duniya Ka Sabse Khubsurat Ehsash Hai. Jitani Paribhashaye Prem Ki Hai Utani Duniya Me Kisi Bhi, Dusare Manobhav Ki Nahi Hai. Ye Vah Ehsash Hai Jise Manavi Nahi Pashu-Panchhi Ped-Paudhe, Bhi Samajhte Hai... Prem Abhivyakti Hai- Anand Ki,madhurta Ki,saundrya Ki,, Prem Viyog Hai,Tyag Hai,Sampard Hai... Prem Kabhi Anshuo Me Chhipi Muskan Jaisa Hai To Kabhi Muskan Me Chhipi Anshuo Jaisa Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum hamesha MSG kyun Bhejte Hai. Masti? NO Timepass? NO Hum MSG Bhejte Hai, Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.. Padhega INDIA,Tabhi To Badhega INDIA!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha: Dudh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai..? Doctor: Haa Hota Hai.. Baccha: Jhoot, Fir Bhais Ka Baccha Kala Kyu Hota Hai..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste Haajat janab-e-sheikh ko phir istree ki hai
    • 10 years ago



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