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  • Boy-can I Kiss u Girl-khabardar main shor machaungi Boy-Par yaha to door-2 tak koi nahi hai Girl-Fir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai na...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss(Gusy Se): Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho Secretary: Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen Boss..iii
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain K.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ae...chaddi...AeFasi . . . . . . , . Galat mat samaj na,ye to1 BANK KA NAAM HE H.D.F.C Slowly bolo samaj jaoge..
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Ishant sharma was born doctor said ..... . . . .. . . . . .. badhai ho .. apke yaha baal paida huve he .. sath me ek baccha bhi laga hua he ;p :o
    • 10 years ago



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  • New style of propose girl... Boy:" Dekh mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka bada hokar teri ladki ko chede, mujhe bura lgega... . Girl:" To.. ?? . . . Boy:" Tu ha bol dono ko bhai-behan bna denge... By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur
    • 10 years ago



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  • JAB MANGNI K BAAD LAMBE SAMAY TAK SHADI NAHI HOTI TO FAYDAA KISKA HOTA HAI.? LADKE ka.? NO. LADKI ka.? NO . . . MOBAILE COMPANY KA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Badnaam zamane mein muhabbat nahi karte Dil wale tou dushman se bhi nafrat nahi karte Ek baar jise chaha sada us k rahe phir Hum log amaanat mein khayaanat nahi karte Tanhai mein kar lete hain yaad aansoo baha kar Zahir kabhi hum apni ibaadat nahi karte Waqt aane par maloom ye ho jaaega aapko Hum sirf dikhawe ki muhabbat nahi karte Likhte hain faqat faqat ek tumhare liye Ghazal Har shakhs pe hum aise enaayat nahi karte
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Manzil Ko Muskil Samjte Hai, Hum Muskil Ko Manzil Samjte Hai, Bada Fark Hai Logo Me Or Hum Mai, Log Zindgi Ko Dost Or Hum Dost Ko Zindgi Samjte Hai...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Saha­b Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:"Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:"To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:"to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:"Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le...:p :O :D :D By:sharad
    • 10 years ago



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  • 6 flowers 4 u- 1 for health, 1 for wealth, 1 for happiness, 1 for frendshp, aur baki 2 aise he kaan pe laga lena.Ache lagoge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend Ki Sister Agar Missed Call Kare To Usse Kya Kahenge….? . . . . . . Betaaa... Mann Me Dusra Laddu Phoota...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega, Boy- pehle 100 rupey do. Mom- kyu? Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid bezati Boyfriend : Janu... Ek baat bolun...??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfriend: Nahi... Rehne de Aur thOra door ho ke baith... :D :P :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police- Car Gas Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- Petrol Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- Diesel Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- To Pachhi Shana Par Chhe? Santa- Hapta(Installment) Par...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : killing mosquitoes Girl : how many did you killed? Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!! Girl : how did you know that? . . . Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 candy hoti h Rs 1 ki, 1 gulab hota h Rs 10 ka, 1 car hoti h Rs 5 Laakh ki, Lekin. 1 dost hota hai "ARBO KA" Bde mehnge ho yaar! msg karoge ya bech du..
    • 10 years ago



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