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  • 1 murgi ne baaj se shadi kr li. 1 murge ne usse kaha kya sare murge mar gaye the? Murgi-mai kya krti pitaji ki jid thi ki ladka air-force mai hona chaiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aagya, usne upar dekhte huye kaha : "bhagwan, main to mar gya". . . Us din bhagwaan ji b mast moodmein the, upar se awaaz aayi: "ek patthar utha, aur sher k sar pemaar de", . pappu ne patthar uthaya or sher ksarpe maar diya, . phir upar se awaaz aayi : "Beta, mara to tu ab hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki.. 5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dad: "Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye. Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye, sayad honge ham hi itne Bure, Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nepali ko Jadui chirag mila. Jin nikla bola: 3 wish mango! Nepali: 1.Ek Bara bangla 2.Ush men khub daulatmnd aadmi . . . . . . . . . . 3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do. :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • @j School Ki Madam Ladkiyo Se: Kya Tum Bta Skti Ho Ki Tmhara Dil Kaha h? Sabhi ladkiyan zor Se boli jisne ye msg bheja hai usKe Paas. Madam Has K: Mera Bhi Uff, Ye Ldka bhi na..;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida. Santa: Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai Do Shopkeepe: Iske Sath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Santa: Jhoothe! Ispe Likha Hai "Dandruff Free"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkian apny HUSBANDS ko "A.G" Q kehti ha? Bcoz Ladkian tamezdar hoti hai. Sub ky samnay "Abey Gadhey" nhi keh skti, Isliye short form ma bolti he. A.G
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye, Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha, Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?” Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?” Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: If i ask you to jump down, will you do it? Girl: yes i will.!! Boy: Why? Girl : because i know you’ll catch my hand and pull me up.. Boy: if i don’t then? Girl: Then I’ll die with the believe that you tried your best but couldn’t save me..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक प्यार करने वाले जोड़े ने आत्महत्या करने की सोची, . . . . लड़का पहले कूद गया, लड़की ने आँख बंद कर ली, और लौटने लगी, . . . . लड़के ने हवा में पैराशूट खोला और चिल्लाया : पता था चुड़ैल... तू नही कूदेगी ! . . बस उसी दिन से लोगों ने"लेडीज फर्स्ट"कहना शुरू कर दिया...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bar ek kutea ko 1 murge se pyar ho jata hai..fer oun dono ke shade ho jate hai..thore daer bar murge k bacha hota hai....bachea ka ser ada kute ka ho ada insan kar hota hai..kutaa os ko dakh kar chok jata hai...or murgi se puch ta hai..murgi khate hai ajab pyar ke gagab khani hahahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bollywood movies dekh ke me ye jaan gaya hu ki, . . . . . . . . Agar aap kisi se pyar jatane ke liye gana gate huye disco, railway station, sadak pe ya koy bhi public place pe dance karoge to sari public apke sath same step pe dance karegi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • PAPA: Car Lekar Kya Karega Bhagwan Ne Tumhe Do Pair Kyo Diye Hain? . PAPPU:Ek Accelerator Dabane Ke Liye Aur Dusra Break Dabane Ke Liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari :- Khana Dedo, Aadmi :- Tamater Khao, Bhikhari :- Roti Dedo, Aadmi :- Tamater Khao, Bhikhai :- Ok To Tamater Hi Dedo, Aadmi Ki Wife Boli :- Ye Totale Hai, Kah Rahe Hai Kamaker Khao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping
    भाभी के साथ…!!
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    पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….???
    दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की
    Gf है ?
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    पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
    • 10 years ago



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