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  • Girls, while watching Titanic:-How romantic! Awww !: . . . . Boys, while watching Titanic:-* * * * Oye! Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile, Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi, Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfd; MUjhe maaf krdo, Mene tumse chupaya . Meri Magani Ho Chuki Hai, GirlFnd: Aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo Ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apno Bachon Se Milwati Hun...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.. God:- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. . Pehla:- "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai. . Dusra:-"Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. . . . . Teesra:- "Maine ENGINEERINGki PADHAI KI HAI." . God:- "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.." :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche araam kar raha tha.. . . . Kuch Bandar uski topiya uthakar le gaye.. . . . Topiwale ko apne Dada ki sunai kahani yaad aayi.. Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di.. 1 Bandar aaya, Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k bola: " Saale tu kya sochta hai Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna k gaye" !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne valentine day par ek ladki ko propose kiya, "i love u kya tum mere dil me rahogi?" Ladki : chappal utaru kya? Ladka : chal hat pagli ye mera dil hai mandir nahi hai chappal pehan ke aaja.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Jannat Ke Bell Bajaye, Awaz Aye Kya Chaiye, Maine Kha Kamiyabi, Khusi, Lambi Umar, Awaz Aye Kiske Liye, Maine Kaha Sms Pahdne Wale Ke Liye..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki . . . . . . . . . . Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akbar k paas ek 12 inch ka chota sa pyara sa ghoda (horse) tha. Tansen: Ye ghoda kaha se mila? Akbar: Ek baba hai usne diya. Jo maango woh deta hai. Tansen: Mai bhi baba k paas jata hu. Akbar: Jao pr khyal rahe baba 1 himuraad puri karta hai aur ooncha sunta hai. Tansen baba k paas jaake 1 bori heera mange. Bori jab kholi Tansen chillaya: BC baba ne 1 bori jeera de diye. Akbar: BC toone kya socha ki maine 12 inch ka ghoda maanga tha ? Jisko samaj aaye woh forwd karo baki sab POGO dekho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amazing Love Story: A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl..:O Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. Lekin Boy sikka feknek 1 ghante baad aaya.:-| Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;-> Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.. :D Girl-pagal wo to"DHAAGA BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas khich liya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hawa me bindaas ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me betaab ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me aajaad ud raha galib, . Phir kya...Ruk gayee hawa, Gir gaya gaalib ;-))
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st Woman-: Kuchch Suna Hai Ya Nahi, Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamla Kar Diya Hai. 2nd Woman-: Hume To Dar Hai, Ki Kahi Ek Misaile Mere Sar Pe Na Gir Jaye. 3rd Woman-: Arre Tum Sab Fikar Kyun Karti Ho, Hum To India Main Rahte Hai. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ab Jawan Ho Gaya Thha, Aakhir Santa Se Ladd Jhagad Kar Usne Bike Le Hi Li. Ab Vo Roz Ladkiyo Ki Gedi Kaata Karta Tha Aur Maje Liya Karta Thha. Ek Din Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Paidal Jaa Rahi Thhi Pappu Uske Pass Se Tez Bike Chalata Hua Nikla. Ladki Darr Gayi Aur Use Dekh Kar Chillayi: “Oye Marega Kya?” Pappu Ne Bike Roki Aur Mud Kar Bola. Pappu: “Filhal Mood To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Degi To Maar Hi Lunga“ :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt par aadat na badli to wo Zarurat-e-life ban jaati hai, Aur agar time pr girl friend na badli To wo kambakht WIFE ban jati hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye? Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di. Maa: Aisa kyon? Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Can I Hv A *Hug* ? Girl:No Boy:Did u Hear Wat I Said ? Girl:Yes ! Boy:Wat Did I Say ? Girl:Cn I Hv A Hug Boy:Yes, u May!
    • 10 years ago



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