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Boys Ki SALARY Or Girl Ka PERIODS Ek Jesi Hoti hai... . . 30din Me 1bar Aati He Or 5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He. . . . Late Aye To Tension OR Na Aaye To Samjho Watt Lag Gai...

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Wife aur Kashmir me kya samanta hai . . . . . . . . . . . Dono hi samasya hai par jb padosi dekhe to boht gussa aata h :-D :-P

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Apni Girl:" friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, . . Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ?? . . Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge...

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1Baar GOLU kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha Bewkuf Ban Gya

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Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko dekha. Har minar ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha or bola- "Maa kasam sachchi Mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.

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Ek Bus accident hua. A man crying hey bhagwan mera haathtoot gaya, . . . . . . . . . Pappu:- Control urself, abe uss aadmi ko dekho, wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta hai..:p :O :D :D

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Hmare Dosto Ke DiL Me Mohbbat Itni He Hmare Liye Ki, Wo Msg Bhi Krte He Toh, Doctor Ki Tarah.! 1msg Subah.! 1msg Sham.! Baki Sara Din Aaram!

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Ek baccha bahut der se ro raha tha...Maa ne pucha-"Mele laal ko kya chahiye"? "Toffee" "Biscuit" "Ice-Cream"?? Baccha bola-Bas ek sanam chahiye Aashiqi ke liye...-

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun, Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun, Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!!!

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Q: What is Differance between Aadami & Aurat? A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut sari Ummeed karti hai. Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato se ek he Ummeed karta hai.. K.k

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Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai. Mere jute 1500 ke hain. Boy bus kar.. Phle chain band kar pagli.. 20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai

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Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum, Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me, Arohi: Nahi, Aise Hi Ro Rahi Thi Tumhari Yaad Main. Rj : Par Me To Yahin Hun Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tumhen. K Ab Tmhen Jitna Rona Hai Ro Lo, Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye, Me Ye Sab Chor Doon Ga Arohi, Me Naya Ban Jaon Ga Tmhare Liye Dekhna Sab Thik Ho Jaye Ga, Me Bhi Tumbhi Madad Kro Gi Na Meri? Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai? Rj: Nahii Bhula Dena Mujhe Hai Avida Tujhe Tujhe Jina Hai Mere Bina.

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Soldier : "Sir, We are surrounded by enemies on all side". Hitler : "Excellent we can attack in any direction! . . . . . . "Attitude decide life"

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Husband Apni Saas Se: Apki Beti Mein To Hazaron Kamiyan Hain. Saas: Haan Beta, Isi Vajah Se To Use Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila..

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Baby :- Ma Ma. Mother :- Ha Beta. Baby :- Ajj Eid Hain Kiya ???? Mother :- Nahito, Kew Beta ???? Baby :- Phir Daddy Nee Pass Wali Anty Koo Hug Kew Kiya !

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Good Morning Hona Chahiye, Good Day Toh Biscuit Bhi Hote Hain... Ladki Sundar Aur Smart Honi Chahiye. Sushil Toh Shinde Bhi Hai... Baal Majboot Aur Ghaney Hone Chahiye. Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai. Mausam Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny To Leone Bhi Hai. Girlfriend Dikne Me Item Honi Chaiye. Mahila To Jaywardene Bhi Hai. Ladkiyan Dil Se Saaf Bhi Honi Chahiye. Bold Aur Curve Toh Blackberry Bhi Hota Hai!!!

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That Happiest moment On Facebook . . . . . . . . . . When you are fighting on someone status and your friends support u by liking ur comments.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Especially female friend..!!

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Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..?? . Boy: Ji... Engineering.. . . . . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai Wadhai Karte Hoge..

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BACHA APNI MAA SE PITNE K BAAD GHAR K BAHAR BETHA THA PAPA NE BCHAY SE POCHA TO BACHAY NE MASOMIAT SE KAHA PAPA TUMHARI BIWI K SATH MERA GUZARA NAHI HO SAKTA

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Tum kya jano bewakuf dost kya hota H Tum kya jano pagal dost kya hota H Kyo ki tumhe toh intellgent dost mila H "kismat toh hamari kharab H

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